tbh part of why I hate football and have a somewhat small fear of footballs is that when I was 5 my dad made me try out for this football team for kids my age... and to like 12 year olds and so I got a football straight to the face, twice, for some 12 year old and that was that I refused play sports my dad suggested, stuck to helping my mum with the ironing and when everyone else had football practise I just hid in the car with my ds and pmd













