#and is he wrong

[jimmyjitaraphol]

gemini is unsure what you need two bottles for 🤨

[hurlumerlu]

Jojo Tichakorn specifying that The Heart Killers shows "the fantasy of gay life" is so funny. He said "Gay fantasy is when you really have to seduce that sweet man who could kill you. You just gotta. The cops made you do it."

[stonesense]

The line Astarion says during combat: “I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die.” Is a reference to Johnny Cash’s Folsom Prison Blues song where the line is “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die”…

i have no IDEA why they’d pick him to reference Johnny Cash but its funny to think that Astarion is a fantasy Johnny Cash fan

astarion canonically a fan of fantasy edgar allan poe and fantasy johnny cash

[mbmbam-quotes]

That's what marriage is. Eating as much roast as you want.

Justin McElroy

[allevilsarc]

lucy vc: i think i deserve to get railed actually

[tapestrys]

notdream feeling the need to clarify “dream would never say that” after he called the manhunts staged and george ugly implies that thinking george is hot is just as important to dream’s brand as being good at minecraft is