#and lose

[mizuform]

girls be like “i’m shy” then get drunk off tequila and wanna fight ur ass

[kairos44]

I knew he wouldn't play for the panthers for a while. And for what?

[beebleboo]

you can be the boss, daddy, you can be the boss

[nylhity]

Hey buddy.. You totally don’t know me… but like, REAALLYYY random question!! What would you do if I gave you sayyyy, 500 sporks? Right now? Shipped to your house and at your door this very moment??

I will rally my army of extendable forks and fight back

[honeytreee]

i’m so deeply sad and high and horny i need to wrestle someone

[practicalsolutions]

Some of this fuckin dialog in Robocop: Rogue City, istg. The worst part is that it's not strictly a He Would Not Say That situation bc he might be obliged to say stupid lines bc of OCP's code like in the second movie. So it's more of a He Might Say That, And I Hate It. :(

This would make me wanna litter more, tbh.

[madychi]

What if Canon bois met my Next Era Boys? Possible fic idea?-

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