Aug 31, 2025
Isaac: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Boyd: Like "butt dial" versus "booty call".
Erica: Or "menial work" versus "hand job".
Stiles: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" versus "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
Derek: Alright, language is cancelled!
#teen wolf#incorrect teen wolf quotes#disaster werewolf children#the wonder betas#pack dad derek#real tired of his dumbass kids#and mate#derek: must you encourage them?#stiles: yes? the hell kind of question is that?#derek: ......you're right that one's on me#i need more wonder beta shenanigans STAT#this is what we deserved to see#just them being absolute dumbasses playing hot potato with the communal braincell#they lock the fuck in for the MotW but the rest of the time? clown city#local dumbass brigade kills 20 ft troll then goes to wendy's and fights over chicken nuggets. more at 11.
