#and salami

[veronadragon]

circle salami (now in breaker flavor too)

[autumnoakes]

sometimes you just gotta eat an entire raw carrot idk

[legzeppelin]

one of the best snacks on earth btw is when you get some mozzarella pearls and some marinated artichoke hearts and you soak the pearls in the artichoke juice overnight and eat them with pita chips

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

Cheese 🧀

[katherinewhatever]

i wasn’t planning on drinking at all yesterday i was just like “oh it’s Guido’s birthday yes absolutely must support” and now i’m just hungover and i feel so angry and hurt that i really thought i had a friend and i don’t have any goddamn seltzer in the house which is my fave hangover cure and : (

[a-framed-dog]

Blubber

I’ve reached the age where I can no longer eat without consequence :( 

The massage today highlighted my “holiday weight”, I felt like a seal on a rock...

*sigh* It’s time to eat less crap I suppose. 

[keyofshadows]

Just had a hot dog for the first time in three years.

Now to wait and see how much worse the migraine gets.

[hxrryspotter]

Also was wondering your stance on skorts?

why are u doing this to me?? I,,, dont mind them that much i mean theres a difference between the modern ones that are like thigh high to the travesty of the old knee to ankle length ones that some mums wear  *shudders*