One foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel

I’m Emily i’m 30 and i have every disease. any pronouns

[legzeppelin]

hi :•) listen to my music

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[weepingwidar]

Leif Engström (Swedish, 1992) - Avgångstid (Departure Time) (2024)

[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[kristoffersonsanpablo]

Vito In The Club.  2022.  Acrylic & watercolor on paper.

[thefugitivesaint]

Charles William Sharpe (1818-1899) (after Henry James Townsend), 'Ariel', ''The Art Journal'', 1855

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[gaytrees]

plant based diet. as opposed to meat cringe diet

[venustapolis]

Walkers on an Avenue (Hubert Robert, 1733 - 1808)

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[deresjot]

(via Pin auf Nature)

[diamondguls]

i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

[dogpuppy]

[haverst]

15th-century game board from Venice, Italy.

source / Haverst

[graphic-resign]

Resident Evil for PlayStation, 1996 August 1996 issue of EGM 2 (no. 26)