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Asking For Nudes: Voyager Edition

Tuvok: No.

B’Elanna: May Kahless be merciful when she finds you.

Tom Paris: Chances are he’s already sent you the nudes before he even knows your name.

Harry Kim: The very thought makes his head explode so he just sends the side of his elbow or the corner his knee.

Neelix: He responds that he’s never heard of that recipe before but he’ll look into it for lunch tomorrow.

Kes: She doesn’t know what ‘nudes’ are and I dare you to explain them to the sweet baby angel.

Seven of Nine: She will send them but only after calculating optimal angles and running light and filter simulations. They will be included in a detailed report in approximately 2 weeks.

Chakotay: Is flattered but unwilling to be so exposed. Instead he sends an action shot of him boxing, it gets the job done.

Kathryn Janeway: She makes you work for them, harder than you’ve ever worked in your life. But once she sends them, they are the classiest nudes ever like should be showcased in the Louvre classy.