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Can we see something with Elita and Ratchet being friends? 🥺

Girls just wanna have fun!

#AU where they get to be silly #they need a spa day #and wine #and 3 hours a day to shit talk to each other #transformers #maccadams #transformers g1 #transformers fanart #ratchet #Elita one #Optimus prime #tf bumblebee #maccadam #art #fanart #asks

The only one I'm subbing for is December apparently. Because it keeps fisting me without lube.

#come on December #give me a break #I need rest #and some loving #and wine #a lot of wine

Communion

You, a chalice I cannot hold

a rim I cannot drink from

this thirst of you like no other

your thumb teases my lips

knees weak for a taste of you…

a sacred host dipped in wine

#poetry #poem #love #and wine

i feel like it is important that u know that i am a french apologist. people always complain about how mean they are. not me. go off madame. put me in my place. Liberté, Egalité, Cunté.

#i truly never understand when people are like “the french are so mean!!!”#like oui? and????#that is their charm #they are equal opportunity haters #they hate you they hate me they hate each other #what they don't hate is cheese #and wine #and butter #and that's a society i can get behind

Janus, arrives to the party visibly drunk and proceeds to be an enormous bitch to everyone until he gets slapped in the face: I can’t believe they don’t invite us to more events.

Remus, his shoes covered in human excrement: they don’t know what their missing.

#I love them both with my heart and soul but I too would probably only invite them to events where I had the strength of baby Jesus #and wine #to help me deal with them #sanders sides #sanders sides spoilers #janus sanders #remus sanders #the dork sides #love them

I just saw Materialists again (in the cutest little theater in Amsterdam, I might add) and I swear I will never love another man as much as I love Chris Evans as John, it's impossible, I am so fucking smitten with him I could DIE

#I don't even care that my friends said they liked harry better than John #no ok I do care #what the fuck guys #I don't understand even a little bit but anyway #but I still love them #anyway I love him so much I want to smush my face into his so bad #I also may have had a few beers #and wine #and I'm still kinda sick #I'm a mess #anywayyy I love him did I mention that #chris evans #materialists

Happy Universal Alchemy Day!

#alchemy #universal alchemy day #well wishes #good tidings #all that shit #treat your humanculus well #good luck making gold #and wine #and the immortality elixir

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