#and ya'll

[abrickofanticipation]

torn between desires to call everybody darling or call everybody motherfucker so now i just call everybody chat.

[illfoandillfie]

Its rainy and cold and i just bought a pack of biscuits so im going home to make coffee and write for a lil bit

[abovethesmokestacks]

I have once again affirmed that I love pasta way too much to ever be on any low-carb diet.

[deathcrushed]

Not to be that columbiner buuuuuuut guess who's seeing nine inch nails this September?

[augustdean]

i feel bad for the person who ends up dating me one day cause the amount of times I can use 'baby' in a sentence without realizing it is astounding

[bentfire]

so i googled 'uterus shaped lemons' and look at what turned up...