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[miadearden]

CHANGING MY NAME TO SUPERBLYYSSSS mkkayy? GOOD YES?

Guys......zombie is being naughty

[beeftony]

On the Subject of Cockroaches

I will let Jason and Steph explain.

“What’s wrong?” he asked as soon as he noticed that her face was scrunched up like she had just eaten fifty lemons.

“You have roaches in your bathroom.”

He chuckled. “Oh, those guys. You know, I wouldn’t mind ‘em so much if they actually paid rent. I’ll get a can of bug spray later.” The disgusted expression faded somewhat. “You hate bugs or something?”

Steph shook her head as she walked further away from the bathroom. “I can deal with pests, it’s just… they were crawling out of the sink.” She shuddered.

Jason held out his arms and she handed over her laundry. He walked over to the small laundry closet, and she followed.

“Roaches get a bad rep,” he averred, placing the clothes in the washer/dryer and setting the dial. As soon as they were running he shut the door behind him. “A lot of people think they’re dirty, but they actually clean themselves more meticulously than cats. The only way they’d really bring filth into your house is if they walked across an open sewer first.”

“Or crawled up a water pipe,” she remarked, sitting down on the couch.

He shrugged. “Whatever. Roaches evolved to live around the nests of large mammals. They’re supposed to eat our trash and we’re supposed to eat the ones that are too slow to get away, but people don’t like functioning the way evolution designed us to,” he continued. “They used to be a necessary part of our ecosystem, but now society treats them like pests.” He shook his head. “Plus, no matter how hard you try you just can’t kill the bastards.”

“You realize you just basically described yourself,” Steph quipped, and he glared at her.

“Did you just call me a cockroach?”

The blonde shook her head. “Nope, you did.”

Jason shrugged. She had him there. “I’m gonna go change,” he muttered, disappearing into the bedroom.

(The excerpt is from a fic I wrote back in January, which you can read here and here).

[miadearden]

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ANNICA DON’T HATE ME I CAN’T HANDLE THE FEELZ

-silently hates-

[miadearden]

WHO ARE YOU

I'm his niece

[sarsaparillia]

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[lionkate]

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[bentfire]

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[junehovick]

I'm zombiepeas. Enough said.

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