Best friend
Oh, how I missed writing silly dialogues like this! Can’t get enough of triggering Rowan, tbh.
Anyway, enjoy!
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*Luna sat with a group of her friends.*
Penny: Say, Luna. Who do you consider your best friend?
Rowan: *laughs* That’s a joke, right?
Penny: Well, you are ‘officially’ her ‘best friend’, but we all know she calls you that because you’re just needy-
Rowan: Hey!
Penny: But who truly is your best friend?
Rowan: Tell her it’s me!
Penny: Or, you know… me.
Charlie: Well…
Rowan: Are you serious right now?
Charlie: We do have a lot more in common, since we both like dragons so much.
Rowan: We both like to study! She likes studying most. Tell him!
Tulip: I think I’m her best friend.
Rowan: What?!
Tulip: She likes my pranks… That’s best-friends material right there.
Rowan: She is a Prefect and you’re the biggest trouble-maker in Ravenclaw’s history.
Tulip: That’s what makes our unlikely friendship even more iconic.
Andre: No, you’re obviously delusional.
Rowan: Thank you!
Andre: I’m her best friend.
Rowan: Aaaaargh!!
Andre: We both make fun of people with terrible fashion sense.
Penny: That’s you and me, buddy.
Andre: Oh, guess you’re my best friend, then.
Penny: *winks at him*
Rowan: So we all agree that I-
Jae: Well.
Rowan: Oh, come on!
Jae: I get her whisky… Friendship like this is even stronger than blood.
Luna: *raises a bottle and smiles*
Rowan: You’re just her enabler, it’s not the same!
Jae: If you ask me, whisky is her best friend.
Luna: Cheers to that!
Rowan: Can you please tell them that I’m your best friend, already?!
Luna: Oh, I’m not getting in the middle of this shit-storm.
Bill: The truth is, Rowan, that I’m her best friend.
Rowan: You’re her first love, it doesn’t count!
Penny: Wasn’t he your first love too-
Rowan: LALALALALA – BILL, COVER YOUR EARS!
Liz: This is such a dumb argument.
Rowan: Why, because you’re supposed to be her best friend?
Liz: No, because it’s obviously Talbott.
Talbott: Leave me out of this.
Luna: Good thinking.
Rowan: No, he’s the outsider-friend… Doesn’t make him the best friend, though.
Barnaby: Can I be Luna’s best friend?
Rowan: No! Listen, there’s no discussion here, because it’s clearly me, so can we all agree on that already?
Merula: No, you’re not!
Rowan: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Merula: I’m the most powerful witch at Hogwarts!
Rowan: We’re not even talking about that! We’re talking about who’s Luna’s best friend!
Merula: Oh… never mind, then.
Bill: Alright, alright. I think we’ve tormented poor Rowan enough.
Rowan: What?
Andre: We were teasing you. You’re the only one who cares about it.
Tulip: It’s just a prank, bro!
Penny: I thought it was funny. Look how red he is.
Jae: What should we do to him next?
Rowan: I’m still here!
Jae: Oh yeah… can you leave so we could plan our next prank?
Rowan: Luna!
Luna: Welp, time to leave.
Rowan: *sighs* I take it back, anyone else wants so be her best friend?
Penny: Yes-
Rowan: It was a joke, Penny! God!
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Poor Rowan, but also... Rowan, chill, mate.
