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30s | Not US American | No minors please.

[dadpilled]

Think this often about my boy

[earl-grey-hot]

Peaches knew ♥

[toastyglow]

my cats aren't comfortable meowing for food yet but this evening they did both peek around the couch to stare expectantly at me. artist's rendition below

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[aralintheobsessive]

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

[qqchurch]

[warsamongthestars]

IT INTERESTS ME AND I HATE IT, BUT I SHALL RETURN TO IT'S PYRE AGAIN AND AGAIN.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

[fractiousrvt]

The "I accidentally reported your account" scammers are out in droves this morning

[fractiousrvt]

They blocked me :(

[talesfromtreatment]

Am I just... collecting every type of common scam on this website today? What next, raybans???

[fractiousrvt]

I forgot about the art scam. I'll have to remember to incorporate that into my now sadly standard greeting.

[fractiousrvt]

Blocked again :(

Oh well, I got a message asking if I wanted a long post about sexual differentiation in hag fish and OH BOY DID I and now I have some fascinating reading material for the evening.

[fractiousrvt]

I think this gives me the current full set!

If you get any message or mention for something like this IT IS A SCAM. Just look at the fucking username. Don't fall for this.

[drememoto]

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

[drememoto]

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

[madnessbrainworms]

two different but very similar energies

[woolandflax]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. Shit.

[roxinova]

I applied to be a police officer just before Covid. No record, not even a speeding ticket. They did a polygraph and asked again, if I did anything like weed and was just never caught. I was considered "weird" for having nothing. So, live your life, even if you play their game exactly the way they want, then they judge you for having too clean of a record, too, which apparently makes you like a sociopath? Fuck 'em.

[taurzza]

revenge for QUEENSkippy ! on artfight.

[fawllyn]

debatable if these are actual canon scenes or not

[data-stuff]

The original Ken™

[captaincrusher]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[pinkiemme]

July's patreon prints!!

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[moonychka]

In the name of the moon I will punish you 😎

[wiseguynephile]

#the increasing militarization of the moon kingdom has interplanetary relations experts ‘deeply concerned’