[Max is walking across the Blackwell Campus when she suddenly finds herself surrounded by Victoria, Taylor and Courtney. Victoria is scowling with a mixture of annoyance and envy.]
Victoria: You. With me. Now.
[Taylor and Courtney grab Max's arms before she can protest. The next moment, Max finds herself getting frog-marched into Victoria's dorm room, where she inexplicably finds Chloe, Rachel, Kate, Alyssa, Brooke, Dana, Juliet and Steph all gathered. All seven girls sport various looks of amusement and confusion at their current situation.]
Max: [Pulling herself free.] Okay, what is this all about?
Victoria: You mean it's not obvious? I want you to tell me exactly how the fuck you managed to pull every girl of note in Arcadia Bay after only three months at Blackwell!
[Max has no answer. In fact, she doesn't seem too sure herself.]
Chloe: [Grins.] Well, me and her are childhood friends who've been crushing on each other pretty much since we first met.
Rachel: [Shrugs.] As it turns out, Chloe's only available as part of a package deal with Max. [Winks at Max before licking her lips.] Not that I'm complaining, of course.
Kate: [Nervous.] She's been nothing but nice to me in all the time I've known her.
Alyssa: I'd have at least six serious concussions if it wasn't for her constantly looking out for me.
Brooke: Eh, Warren turned out to be an ass, and I wanted to be able to say that I Korrasamied.
Dana: She's sweet, nice, cute, and surprisingly good in bed.
Juliet: Same. [Narrows her eyes at Victoria.] Oh and by the way, you're welcome to Zak if you're really that desperate.
Steph: [Shrugs.] After Dana joined, we decided we needed someone who could bring some semblance of order to…whatever this is. I'm a lesbian who manages theatre shit and tabletop games; they figured I was a natural fit for the position.
[A silent pause occupies the room.]
Victoria: ...This isn't fair.
[Victoria turns around and storms out. Taylor and Courtney look at each other, before looking at Max.]
Taylor: So...can we join?
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