#anders asks

[museyphobia]

I’m gaining a doomed yaoi obsession (elder fairy x silent salt)

I also love doomed yaoi! (it's fucking minecraft men.)

[museyphobia]

8?

Imo it's Jimmy's final death in LimL because they set up the trap for him and hyped him up so much, and the guy forgets to press shift. It was heart wrenching to watch. Or Pearl's 5(!!!) deaths in PL.

Scar's final death in 3L, Scott's in DL and Bdubs's in Limlife cause when he died Scar and Cleo were like "they killed our bdubs" AND THAT KILLED ME INSIDE

[privateandersmiths]

All of these are glorious, and I am going to respond to each of them in length beneath this cut...

1. Tucker’s parents being swingers? Yes. And it’s like, total backstory character development, because Tucker grew up in a household that was incredibly open about sex, in both good and bad ways. Tucker never sees sex as a bad thing or something to be ashamed off, no matter who it’s with as long as it’s consensual, but he does formulate the philosophy that sex is the only real way to show affection, that sex is important and necessary, and that there’s no such thing as, too much. This creates issues when he’s introduced to the idea of asexuality, because he just can’t comprehend how a relationship without sex would work?

2. Wash’s hair, would absolutely become less dyed, I mean, he was in prison, and then ship wrecked and then taken hostage and then involved in a civil war, the boy doesn’t have time to dye his hair these days. He honestly expects more teasing, when the blond begins to fade to it’s darker roots, and his previously dark roots begin to gray, but the folks on Chorus never comment. Tucker and Carolina, however, tease him about it endlessly.

3. Now see, I generally head canon that Tucker is the more oblivious one, but this I could totally see happening. I could also see Tucker not being aware that he stopped joking ages ago. He doesn’t even realize he’s flirting for real, until Wash asked him to stop, and he’s like... “Wait, no, I’m not joking I actually do want you to kiss, weird right?” 

[privateandersmiths]

I want you to pause and take a moment to consider Tucker dancing along to "Everybody" by the backstreet boys with his eyes closed and singing along and being a total ham, and when he strikes a pose to the last note of the song he hears clapping. He opens his eyes and there's Wash looking like he's trying to hold back laughter and applauding Tucker.

I want you to pause for a moment and consider how you came to know me so well because goddamn anon you really know how to push all my buttons. Like, Tucker being a total dork and then getting super embarrassed and Wash just standing there like, ‘that was hilarious and I’m totally going to blackmail you into training with that, but also where did you learn to dance and why am I aroused by it???’

[plestibenoch]

sun, earth, mars for clement and wilson, venus, moon, saturn, milky way, quasars for anders (SORRY THATS A LOT....)

Clement

SUN:astrological sign?

Capricorn or Aquarius. 

Earth:do you consider yourself full of life?

Uh, yes…? I don’t get this fucking question. 

Mars:what are you passionate about?

Family.

Wilson

SUN:astrological sign?

Capricorn, I think!

Earth:do you consider yourself full of life?

Well, I’m alive? So yes!

Mars:what are you passionate about?

Socializing! Er, uh, people. Pretty close to Clement’s probably, I care about friends and family! And I love making new friends!

Anders

Venus:your most attractive physical and non-physical trait?

my eye color and nothing

Moon:are you always changing?

Yes.

Saturn:do you consider yourself lighthearted?

I’d love to be but nah, I ain’t.

Milky Way:what are some of your life goals?

I want to have a cute home with my partner and have a child. I want to be a good partner. I want to be a good parent.

I want to become a great artist, I want to be talented. I want to make a webcomic, I want to makes video games, I just want to draw and be creative. I also want to learn how to sing and be good at that too.

I want to be smart and organized, I want to have a unique and effective way of doing school work, I want to smart, I want to know multiple languages.

Quasars:what makes you ecstatic?

The closest I’ve gotten to ecstatic as of late was when Dishonored 2 and Fallout 4 was announced.

[plestibenoch]

isabela

Sexuality Headcanon: shes def on the aro spectrum not sure what romo for sure tho and then def bisexualGender Headcanon: trans girlA ship I have with said character: isabela/merrill/hawke ALWAYSA friendship I have with said character: isabela/anders eyyyA NOTP I have with said character: izzy/avaleine A random headcanon: she tried 2 get merrill to wear boots once. nvr again.General Opinion over said character: she is so pretty i love her and shes sweet and fun to hang out with 10/10

[plestibenoch]

idk why but u really look like anders (in the game obvi) to me?? like ur face shape and stuff? also you look rly good in all the selfies ive seen :o idk how to end this ask but yea

ahhhhh omg ty

[plestibenoch]

If u ever wanna play bl2 with someone obsessively Maya's cataclysm tree with a focus on elemental damage and phase lock duration + krieg's mania/hell born tree really work well together

god bless u