#andersmiths

[abitofafatass]

@andersmiths (x)

“I know you’re not.” Grif sighed. “You just have a way of making me feel like an old man.” Andersmith and Bitters were so alike, Grif mused, and put a hand on the bigger man’s shoulders, “Getting into petty fights is just wasting energy. If you want to get back at him, you’ve got to bide your time and do something like steal his wallet, put cups of water over every inch of his floor while he sleeps.”

[siestasolace]

Cops after dark

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“Yeah, but I think we deserve it after everything we’ve been through, besides you didn’t pay for this, I did, at least enjoy the dip,“ He’d made it himself following a recipe. It wasn’t exactly like in the recipe, but it was edible and that was all he asked for. 

“No, we were a few episodes in? I think,“

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“Nah, but you’ve been sleeping for a while and if you sleep any more you’ll fuck up your schedule and that’d be worse for you in the end,“ He held a mug towards Smith. “Here, they were doing shit with hot chocolate earlier and I figured it would be a shame for you to miss it because you’ve been working for me, so I brought you some,” truthfully, he made it specifically for the kid.

[abitofafatass]

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“What? No, its because the ‘training’ we’re doing today is actually closer to drag racing. Everyone knows that before NASCAR drivers or anyone else who drives at high speeds gets in the vehicle, they take a potty break so that the shit doesnt explode in them.”

[siestasolace]

andersmiths answered your ask: “bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so...

“I just, you know, you grate on my nerves sometimes, but I betcha you’d be able to find someone once the war is over,“ His processing power was hitting negative numbers and he kind of wanted to take a nap. He was only partially thinking about what he was saying.

“Your company isn’t bad either, I guess....“

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Church goes quiet for a bit, “Truth is, Smith, I’ve never been okay,” he admits and looks at the bomb as it counts down. He won’t be able to diffuse it, but he can absolutely carry it somewhere it won’t do any damage

“I’m-- you see I’m not exactly strictly alive and this body is a repurposed android,“  he smiles behind his helmet, “So it isn’t the first time i’ve been blown up,“ he puts a hand on smith’s shoulder. “ But if someone doesn’t take care of this bomb a lot of our friends could be killed,”

[siestasolace]

✿ (wink wonk) -andersmiths

[Text- Blue kissass] Hey, are you a judge? Because i’m rising for you.

[Text- Blue kissass] fuck

[Text- Blue kissass] that’s stupid

[Text- Blue kissass]  Uh.... 

 [Text- Blue kissass] hey smith

[Text- Blue kissass] I’m watching stargate, want to come over?

[Text- Blue kissass] I made actual nachos

[Text- Blue kissass] Like, with real cheese and stuff

[Text- Blue kissass] Now that the war is over, we have the good shit

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“Smith?” Kimball frowns behind her visor, brows rising in slight confusion. The weapon distribution area is deserted, except for Smith standing at the counter. She glances past it to be sure. No sign of any of the Reds. Which... isn’t entirely surprising. The Reds and Blues are a tremendous help in most areas, though tasking them with more menial chores doesn’t seem to work out particularly well. 

She moves to his side, putting a light hand on his shoulder. It’s then that she notices the ‘out to lunch sign on the counter and sighs. “I don’t think they’re coming back any time soon, lieutenant. And I think it’ll be alright if you just take what you need.”