You know, there comes an important time in every persons life where you go: fuck it I’m not dealing with that anymore.
I’ve hit this moment so many times in my life, but I still have to deal with it. That’s some bullshit
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@specterisms
You know, there comes an important time in every persons life where you go: fuck it I’m not dealing with that anymore.
I’ve hit this moment so many times in my life, but I still have to deal with it. That’s some bullshit
“Before you go making donut and Kai head of the wedding, consider: donut is a disaster, I love the guy but it’s true, Kai... I don’t know her as well, but she seems pretty cool,”
“Note: I need some pancakes stat, specifically blueberry pancakes with mixed berry sauce and whipped cream and a tall glass of vodka,“
OOC
I feel like the fact that my dashboard is either memes or food really speaks to who church is.
“ Do you feel like you’re motivational towards other people when you need something done? ” Truly motivational, is what he really should be saying. There may be a stark difference in what most people would consider motivational, and what he himself may consider to be motivational. And if that was something Alpha could achieve, then it was all the more interesting a concept.
He waved his hand dismissively, suddenly. “ You seemed like you had something quite pressing on your mind, is all. ” That wasn’t to say that this wasn’t, but… honestly, out of a laundry list of things he could have imagined Alpha coming up with, that probably wouldn’t even be anywhere near the bottom.
The old man’s brow furrowed. It wasn’t like his questions weren’t entirely valid, just… never something he’d put thought into before. “ It might be easier to just base an AI off of a person than it would be to make the base and sit there and worry about what memories they might inherit. If only because that might lead to having to make a way to extract said memories from said AI, which… ” The Director shook his head dismissively.
“ You’re better off where you are. Human rights and opportunities aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. I’d switch places with you if I could. ” The old man leaned back in his chair. “ I hate that that doesn’t sound like a terrible combination. What do you propose we do about your cravings then, if they’re as intense as you say they are? “
“Well, I guess that gets into the subject of motivation and what that means,” The alpha brought a hand to his holographic face and began pacing. “Like, are we talking motivation as an incentive to do something or motivation as an ambition or personal goal, either way: get me to shut the fuck up seems to be a goal people have, so I’ll take it if it gets what I need done,“ “I mean, it is important, but nah, everything pretty much checks out, freelancers are doing their bullshit and I’ve done whatever I need to today, so my only complaints are food and body related,“ Alpha’s shoulders sunk a bit. “You... doing okay, champ? You seem a -uh, a bit on edge.“
“I mean, yeah, you fleshbags have a lot of shit to do and expectations and shit, but like, computer program, that’s a whole different set of expectations with a lot less perks and the chance to be destroyed if I don’t perform up to snuff or people get too uncomfortable, not complaining, but like, I have to put that out there for my stand point,“ Okay time for the point that actually matters. Snacks.
“I suggest we go out and get some and party like we’re in college, though, maybe no kegstands... the one time was good enough, I’m sure,“
perpetualxfire replied to your post: What are the cops going to do? WHAT THE FUCK IS...
kinkshame you
Sounds kind of hot actually.
What are the cops going to do? WHAT THE FUCK IS WEED GOING TO DO?
perpetualxfire:
im gonna burn down this fucking building
it was nice knowing ye lads. this is where I take my leave.
perpetualxfire replied to your post: abitofafatass: #//alpha demands junk food....
oh daddy’s gonna get him junk food alright wink wink- god i hate myself
hold on. Lets just italicize that for emphasis on the JUNK. ;v
#//alpha demands junk food. SATISFY HIM DADDY DIRECTOR.
Oh Alpha, dont you know that the Director is the one who likes to say daddy?
Alpha doesn’t care who’s who’s daddy. POINT IS HE WANTS JUNKFOOD AND HE WANTS IT NOW AND HE’S GOING TO BITCH UNTIL HE GETS IT.
doctahleonardchurch:
“ I do enough bitching for the both of us; I don’t need it in stereo. “
Not that that’s going to keep him from listening, of course. The absolute least he could do is give him a little attention when it was explicitly asked for.
“ Is that all? “ Sorry, Church, not to be too dismissive of the subject. He was worried he was in for a bit of a shitstorm there for a moment. That was a bit of a weight off his chest. “ Memories are memories. I don’t suppose it’d be any different if those memories are food-related. “ Not that this was a question he’d ever thought he’d have to think much into, if at all.
“ I think there’s a lot more that would have to go into an android that can taste and eat than you think there is. Not to mention that there may be a boundary people are too afraid to cross in making androids too human. “
“Please dude, there is never enough bitching, unless our needs are satisfied, until then... we’ll bitch away, or.. I guess it’s more like, we’ll motivate people to get what we need done, done?” Alpha had to think on that for a moment
“Dude, you seriously look like I was going to explode on your ass,“ There was only the mildest hints of concern from the AI. He considered asking if the Director was alright or if he was just feeling a bit high strung, but decided to leave it for now.
“I mean, yeah, but if that’s the case then why make AI like me that remember our human lives, pretty sure that’s it’s own kind of cruel if you don’t provide something,“ a shrug. “But, that’s where you might get into debates on the validity of my life, do I have the same opportunities and rights that you do? Probably not, because I’m, ultimately, a computer program and you know, I’m okay with that.... But I could REALLY go for some Bugels and cheese whiz,”
abitofafatass:
“Yeah, you.” Grif said with a broad grin. “But fi you’re trying to find someone else, you have a long list to choose from. Doc, Tucker, Donut…”
“You’re just projecting, like a bitch,“ a snap of his fingers. “Doc, yeah, that guy, I mean... I can’t call him a bitch, I just can’t stand him, Tucker... Hmmmmm, he can be kind of a badass though, if he actually gets his head in the game and I don’t know, Donut is... kinda cool sometimes, if not a bit dense and way too open,”
abitofafatass:
“Listen, listen, neither of us can be the bitch. That’s Simmons.”
“Okay, you know what, I can’t argue that one. There is no one more of a bitch than Simmons,“ Cheap way to win Grif. But he concedes the round. This time. “Wasn’t there someone else who could be kind of a bitch? I feel like I’m definitely forgetting someone here,“
abitofafatass:
“Well, its a kinda pointless question. If you were talking to bitches, then since you were the only bitch in teh area, you were talking to yourself.”
“Yeah, but you answered me when I called for bitches, so that means that you’re admitting to being a bitch, bitch.“
@doctahleonardchurch
“Good, because this is bitching for myself, therefor you, personally,“ a pause for effect. “Why the fuck do I have to have cravings for foods I can’t eat? Better yet, why don’t we have androids that can taste and eat just like a person? It should be simple right? “
abitofafatass:
specterisms:
“Hey, I said bitches, unless you’re admitting to being a bitch,“Two can play at this game.
“Wow, that’s kinda sad, Church. You’re talking to yourself like that?”
“You didn’t answer me: are you admitting to being a bitch? It’s a yes or no question, not rocket science,“
“What’s up bitches, Miss me?“
“No, absolutely not. Stupid Blue.” Grif teased.
“Hey, I said bitches, unless-- you’re admitting to being a bitch,“Two can play at this game.