#andi rates

[fagknowledge]

Andi Rates Goblins!

As a goblin myself I feel it is necessary to do this. The goblins will be rated on the following categories:

Androgeny

Foolishness

Mischief

Height

Goblin-like tendencies

Does it look like a goblin

1. Classical Goblin

No androgeny or foolishness is in these goblins, they are just small malnourished people!!!! TOTAL: 5/10 GOBLINS.

2. Hairless sphinxes

Looks like goblin and passes the visual test but doesn't act like a goblin. You will not find it in your vents and screaming for its clan. TOTAL: 7/10 GOBLINS.

3. Lord of the rings goblin

NOW THIS IS A GOBLIN! Androgynous, eats beetles, a complete buffoon, will key your car for fun and eat your left sock. Just a bit too tall however. TOTAL: 9.5/10 GOBLINS.

4. Spiderverse Green Goblin:

Spiderverse is the best green goblin to date. The best to take on a date, and the best to this day. Barely fits any of the criteria but what is lost in appearance is made up for in everything else. He will treat me right. TOTAL: 6/10 GOBLINS.

5. The Amazing Spider-Man Green Goblin

Total: 0/10 goblins. A fucking travesty. This is an insult to goblinkind. This is no goblin. It is a grumpy old man who voted for trump. Fucking disgusting.

6. West Of Loathing goblin

20/10 goblins. Perfect in every way. A fool. An illiterate fool. Not sure if a gender is something they cooked last week or not. Horrible grammar. Steals dynamite for fun. Everything they make is useless. A fine mycological specimen.

[sterek]

Hii!omg I had no idea you were from portugal too but anyway I just read this cute fic five min ago and I really liked reading about stiles and derek moving in together officially "no more dreaming " :)

YOU’RE FROM PORTUGAL?! HOECH YEAH! I’m always so pleasantly surprised whenever I find someone from here who also ships sterek :D :D :D

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: I love your blog so much! You were actually one of the first 10 people I followed and I never regretted it! :DAdvice: Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

❤ (that's a heart)

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: Your url is awesome and I adore your theme and gifs! :)Advice: Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

+<3

Also cornerstone is my fave of all time

I love all the love for Cornerstone! :’)

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: Your url made me laugh! It’s so on point hahaAdvice: Maybe change your theme? :)Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

my favorite fanfics are play crack the skye, the fixer and the first son and three marks :D +

Never heard of Three Marks! :o

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: Love your theme and your blog! ^^Advice: Nothing to add :)Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

fav fic is probably binomial coefficients o

Binomial Coefficients is amazing! :D

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: Love your sidebar c:Advice: Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

t'was difficult to choose (so many favs) but I'd say the serie Satisfaction (a BDSM 'verse) (and if you're not into BDSM there's this cute AU : Bones Straining Under the Weight by weathervaanes)

I haven’t read the first, but I love weathervaanes’ fics! :D

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: I love your sidebar!! c:Advice: Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died

[sterek]

My all time favorite is always always always to have outlived the night ❤

Oh I don’t think I’ve read that one! :)

Url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | sterek’s eternal loveTheme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hobrien’s touchesPosts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | stiles stilinski’s courageOverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | derek hale’s kindnessCompliment: You are hela pretty! (omg I’m sorry, sometimes I think I’m funny *hides*)Advice: Following: no, but ily | now | yes | you’re part of my pack

Want one? I have died