Four Hundred Followers!
I created this Tumblr a little under a year ago on 28 May 2013 and I've reached 400 followers today! :) About 95% of my followers are actually Sorato fans -- and I think that's a pretty big number for a pairing in a show that's been over for over a decade!
Thanks for sticking around and fangirling/fanboying Sorato with me this past year. And that goes to the Taito fans/Taiora fans/non-shippers who follow me, too (sorry for the massive amounts of Sorato!). ;)
Thank you also to Sora Takenouchi for following her heart to Yamato Ishida -- and thank you Yamato Ishida for being everything Sora Takenouchi ever wanted in a man and rocking her world. ;D
Why Sorato Is The Most Boring Couple In The History Of Ever by Aklee
Both are party poopers. All Sora ever does is nag and act as a hindrance to Taichi’s brilliant plans. All Yamato ever does is cry and mope and suffocate people with his over-protectiveness. Together they would kill fun.
Actually, Fun would probably watch them from afar and slowly lose the will to live until eventually imploding from the sheer monotony of their mind-dumbing interactions with one another.
And by "interactions", I mean the two or three sentences that they exchanged over the course of Adventure -- which were probably about Taichi anyway, because everything is about Taichi.
A.K.A. Taichi Yagami, The Most EPIC Character Ever And Without Whom All Ships Are Insignificant And Meaningless.
Yamato and Sora have no chemistry whatsoever. Their courtship comprised of giving one another store-bought chocolate and insisting that they weren’t jealous when the other went off with their more romantically-compatible friend.
They both have similar backstories, come from one-parent families, have difficulty with accepting themselves and their Crests . . . blah blah blah. All these similarities are lame. Empathy and understanding are lame. People who "get" one another are lame.
They are generally boring and unadventurous. The sex will be boring and unadventurous. Yamato may not actually be able to get it up on most days.
They don’t follow the typical "leading guy gets the leading girl" trope, and so there will be the obvious drabness that results when a show deviates from what is expected. That’s unacceptable. Only the familiar excites us.
. . . Because a sense of humour makes the world go 'round. ;)













