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andlesforforks replied to your post: i haven’t been here in 20...

[i haven’t been here in ten days i don’t win anything]

you win my pride

-WOOHOO CUCUMBERS IN YOUR MAILBOX-

[...]

[Changes address.]

-CUCUMBERS, CUCUMBERS STUFFED IN THE LETTERBOX-

[Where the hell did these cucumbers come from]

...

Alfred, I think you mistook the letterbox for the fridge again--

andlesforforks replied to your post: ...

Exactly what I meant, love.

Oh, okay! Sweet!

I didn't think we'd be bringing a bunch of cucumbers with us but I guess I should've expected no less, huh?

-leaves a pile of cucumbers here- You know what to do.

But, uh--

... What if we did our... thing? Y'know what I'm talking about, right?

-frUIT ATTACK-

[GUESS WHAT.]

[HE DESIGNED A SHIELD JUST FOR THIS.]

[TAKE THAT FRUIT NINJA.]

-sudDENLY MANGO PIECES-

[He has only had one cup of coffee.]

[Still not in the mood.]

Alfred, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.

What’s up?

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