Danny: Every day Alex would mysteriously disappear, completely unannounced. We would all worry for his life, sweating over what could have possibly been the reason for his sudden departure. Then, Alex would return, diet soda in hand, as we all shook our heads in disappointment. Addiction is truly a powerful force.
Alex: I used to have one of these every day. Sometimes, if the machine was taking too long, I'd pound it until a drink came out. Once, it took my money but didn't give me my daily diet soda. I tipped it over in unbridled rage, and it broke the leg of the girl behind me. However, after becoming part of AA (Aspartame Anonymous), I am glad to say that I have not indulged in Fanta Zero in 4 months, and that I can now put my shameful addiction in the past.
Tomek: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GAME. OR THIS COMMENTARY. I JUST WANT MY FANTA/SPRITE ZERO. GIVE IT TO ME NOW. TAKE MY WATCH. TAKE MY FAMILY. JUST GIVE ME THE STUFF. OH GOD! YES! OH S*** THAT FEELS GOOD. OH FEEL THE ASPARTAME RUSH DOWN MY THROAT. YES! YES! YES! OH GOD GIVE ME MORE. MY SOUL? SURE! YEAH. I GOT SOME NEEDLES IN THE DRAWER. JUST PUMP IT INTO MY BLOOD. STRAIGHT IN THERE. OH GOD.......yes. i am happy now.
