#andrea problems

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I keep trying to deny it but the more I write the more I could basically post this video to AO3 in lieu of chapter 3 of FWB.

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oh my god someone tell me what the fuck I’m supposed to do for the “summary” section of this job app the cover letter was hard enough how does anyone ever get a job

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you ever realize you have a tic that just makes your writing life harder?

like, why is my Signature Thing through at least three or four otps now ‘what would a conversation look like between these two people when they’re just hanging out and not talking about anything plot relevant or important?’ why is this a thing I have done to myself? 

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ugh summer is garbage how do I forget this every year

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look body, we’re clearly not committed enough to this migraine that a nap couldn’t kill the worst of it, so please let me focus my right eye again so I can go about my day ok hmm?

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“a writer’s life is so glamorous,” she said, sitting on her couch, miming unhooking a bra to try to figure out how to describe the motion.

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your know your ‘be and adult and unfuck your apartment’ project has gone a little too far when you are genuinely excited about having de-scaled your electric kettle.

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that awful moment when you realize your hair stylist has interpreted your request to have bangs that actually cover your forehead instead of hanging weirdly down the side as ‘give me 90s revival baby bangs.’

in other news: hats.