the second cigarette

(never tastes as good as the first) I make podcasts with the Procyon Podcast Network  Find my work at Station to Station and Me & AU they/them

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[shirleyjacksons]

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

[shirleyjacksons]

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

[lexsreadingcorner]

Why even call it Carrie? You're making a completely different story with names from the book slapped onto your characters. Cheap fucking money grab.

Anyway, Carrie fans go read The Weight of Blood by Tiffany D. Jackson to get the taste of this bullshit out of your mouth. Also, Carrie: The Musical (the Revival! Not the original please don't do that yourself) is another great adaptation and the soundtrack fucks.

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[anderwater]

THE BEAR 5.06

[thischarmingand]

He couldn’t live in a timeline without him so he continuous corrected him and brought him to live with his husband and cat your honour they’re in love. 🥹

[thischarmingand]

How dare episode 150 of woe.begone make me hear the word “norted” again. Forget those of you who kept warning me about gunshots and plot shit THIS is what almost made me crash my car.

[prokopetz]

Having a sidebar about gender and pronouns in your indie RPG is de rigueur these days, but I have to confess I wouldn't know where to begin. The supported player character types in my most recently published games have variously included sapient jellyfish, sinister hovering orbs, and creatures so abstract that their human players aren't allowed to know what the words on their character sheets mean when play begins. Forthcoming titles I'm currently working on will add "two-inch-tall frog wizards", "the sapient reproductive apparatus of a fungal hive mind", and "a deep space bounty hunter who is secretly a person-size mech suit operated by fugitive space gerbils" to the list. I feel like unpacking enough assumptions to drill down to the level of pronouns is one of those beyond-the-scope-of-this-text propositions.

[veenilla]

Make a d6 (or d66!) lookup table of non-sequitur ways to answer or avoid the question "what are your genders/pronouns?"

[prokopetz]

Gender (d66)

11. To whom it may concern 12. Making it work 13. Now more than ever 14. If I told you, I'd have to kill you 15. Subtly hairy 16. A little to the left 21. A selection of fine cheeses 22. Fury, then silence 23. Somebody else's problem 24. Exit pursued by a bear 25. Wizard 26. On an intercept course 31. Man with a plan 32. Forklift certified 33. [REDACTED] 34. Demi-princess 35. Up, up and away 36. Getting better 41. $37.99 42. Gender? I hardly know 'er! 43. A pebble upon the mountainside 44. Project manager 45. A-flat major 46. It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it 51. Eight out of ten 52. Wouldn't you like to know 53. Were-guy 54. *deafening foghorn noise* 55. Banned by the Geneva Conventions 56. Anarcho-catgirlist 61. I seem to have misplaced my astrolabe 62. The gender that dare not speak its name 63. Smiling on the inside 64. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop 65. Under construction 66. Yes

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[thischarmingand]

I'm watching a horror movie about a spooky podcaster (that is CLEARLY biting The Black Tapes' style) and it's driving me absolutely insane that they're doing a conceit where she puts on all her headphones and all the ambient sound in the room goes away... and every time she takes them off we hear THE LOUDEST CLOCK ON EARTH, which has been ticking in the background of her podcast the whole time, because THE MICROPHONE DOESN'T WEAR HEADPHONES.

6/5 stars.

[straydog733]

She is also recording in the dining room of her mom's house, where all of the first floor rooms intersect, and sitting on a wooden kitchen chair. Your will hear ALL the ambient noise from this house >_<

[thischarmingand]

r/UndertonePod’s pinned post is a moderator declaration that posts complaining about “a host’s audio quality” are no longer allowed because they’re clogging up the sub.

Top upvoted post is Ultimate Evy Chair Creaks Drinking Game (PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

[thischarmingand]

I'm watching a horror movie about a spooky podcaster (that is CLEARLY biting The Black Tapes' style) and it's driving me absolutely insane that they're doing a conceit where she puts on all her headphones and all the ambient sound in the room goes away... and every time she takes them off we hear THE LOUDEST CLOCK ON EARTH, which has been ticking in the background of her podcast the whole time, because THE MICROPHONE DOESN'T WEAR HEADPHONES.

6/5 stars.

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.03 | "Toronto"

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[prokopetz]

Queer-Friendly Indie Tabletop RPG #137: This world has no patriarchy or gender inequality, yet somehow evolved exactly the same cultural institutions as every other generically medieval fantasy milieu.

Me: And we're not gonna delve into that even a little bit, huh?

Queer-Friendly Indie Tabletop RPG #137: Here's 5000 words exploring the implications of undead skeletons being fully integrated members of society.

Me: Okay, now you're just fucking with me.

[allsonargent]

Kate O'Flynn as Patricia Moyer in WIDOW'S BAY (2026—)

[catthlaf]

"The Long King says - why are you crying?"