#andrew leech

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Leech: You got something against dirty tricks? ‘Cause that’s my, you know, favourite thing in the whole world!

Andy: Next to dirty underwear, apparently.

Leech: Hey! These were, you know, fresh last month!

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Lik: Wow, they really hate us.

Leech: Yes, perhaps they’re, you know, homophobic.

Lik: But we’re not gay, Leech.

Leech:

Lik:

Leech: We’re not?

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(during the events of Best Enemies)

Leech, tearing up the room: Where is it?

Leech, looking under desks and inside people’s lockers: Who stole it? Who stole my lucky hat?

Leech: Somebody stole my Nubby, and now I am, you know, going to start killing.

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Leech, texting Lik: I’m a theif.

Lik: Thief.

Leech: Theif.

Lik: I before E except after C.

Leech: Thceif.

Lik: NO.

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Leech: I know what a prism is! It’s where you, you know, put bad people.

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Leech: Lik and I are so close we even, you know, share a toothbrush.

Lik: We what?

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Martin: Fight me!

Leech: Ha, look at your, you know, size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Craig: Why is Leech crying?

Lik: Martin kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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Principal DeRosa: And what did we learn, Andrew?

Leech: Tackling someone isn’t the, you know, correct response to being asked a, you know, simple question.