Incorrect What’s With Andy Quotes

Incorrect quotes that are only correct if you live in East Gackle. Submissions are open!

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Teri: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Jen: You spilled- waghhawagwaha LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?!??

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Principal DeRosa: *hears a loud crash*

Principal DeRosa: I’m getting too goddamn old for this shit.

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Lori: Why are you like this?

Jen: Like what? Charming? Pretty? A genius? You’ll have to be more specific.

Lori: A bitch.

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(during the events of A Passing Prank)

Danny, helping Andy study: Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn’t write “To Kill a Mockingbird”.

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Andy: Everybody, I got bad news - we’ve been canceled.

Danny: Oh no, Andy, how could they do that?

Andy: Well, unfortunately, Danny, there’s just no more room on the schedule. We’ve just got to accept the fact that Teletoon has to make room for terrific shows such as Total Drama, George of the Jungle, Johnny Test, Planet Sketch, 6teen, and Iggy Arbuckle.

Lori: Is there no hope?

Andy: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

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Andy: I’m going to tell you a secret.

Danny: Okay.

Andy: I like Lori.

Danny: Okay, now tell me a secret.

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Leech: You got something against dirty tricks? ‘Cause that’s my, you know, favourite thing in the whole world!

Andy: Next to dirty underwear, apparently.

Leech: Hey! These were, you know, fresh last month!

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Danny: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Lik: Wow, they really hate us.

Leech: Yes, perhaps they’re, you know, homophobic.

Lik: But we’re not gay, Leech.

Leech:

Lik:

Leech: We’re not?

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Jen, near tears: Please, Andy, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Andy: There's nothing to do....

Al: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.

Andy: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.

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Martin: Why can’t we all just get along?

Lik: Because most of us are assholes, nerd boy.

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(during the events of The Great American Lock-In)

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Lori: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Andy: ...I did. I broke it.

Lori: No. No you didn't. Danny?

Danny: Don't look at me. Look at Jen.

Jen: What?! I didn't break it.

Danny: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jen: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Danny: Suspicious.

Jen: No, it's not!

Craig: If it matters, probably not, but Martin was the last one to use it.

Martin: You liar! I don't even drink that stuff!

Craig: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Martin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Craig!

Andy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lori.

Lori: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Craig: Lori... Danny's been awfully quiet.

Danny: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Lori, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Lori: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Lori:

Lori: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Freida: I'm at a loss for words!

Andy: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Mom yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Lik: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Lik: What an idiot.

Lik: *realizes it's Leech*

Lik: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Lik: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!

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(during the events of Best Enemies)

Leech, tearing up the room: Where is it?

Leech, looking under desks and inside people’s lockers: Who stole it? Who stole my lucky hat?

Leech: Somebody stole my Nubby, and now I am, you know, going to start killing.