#android au!

[yaneyanedaze]

Hey I don’t know if you already got this ask but can you do some head cannons on what would happen if a darling had a android for a while(like a loong time maybe a decade or two?enough time to look older) and try to upgrade to a older version(like from Joseph in part 2 to Joseph in part 3)?

I haven't! So this should be interesting!

To begin with, it is common that people keep their androids for many years, Take Yane for example, shes had Jonathan for years. That means that there is a bond that can't be broken between the owner and android.

But then we have the people who want their androids to "grow" along side them.

The most popular are Dio, Joseph, and Jotaro.

Many want their androids to be by their side by until their dying days. So many are made to "age".

Which is really them getting upgrades to appear older, but in reality its the same android.

Joseph would be the best to purchase/upgrade because he is made to naturally know how to take care of his s/o.

Jotaro would be second best with his care, he normally is quiet and silent but he loves his s/o.

Dio is like "you think you will leave me here?!" he will still take care of you but you better still keep him, you've been together for 10 years, you arent going anywhere.

[yaneyanedaze]

1. Are there any androids that would punish their owner? And if so, what would be a reason why?

To answer your question my darling, Yes there are, only a few of them exist though, and usually they don’t like to turn to that kind of option.

Part 4-6 Jotaro is one of them, to start he would give you warnings. He didn’t like one of the people that you were hanging around because he could sense something, something that said that they were bad people. But of course you didn’t listen to him. It’s not until said friend was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, the guy was planning on robbing you and your friends when you guys left the club that night. But luckily Jotaro was there and reported him.

When you got home you practically praised Jotaro for avoiding a dangerous situation, he reassured you that was okay and that you’ll talk about it later. But what came later was several harsh smacks on the behind and a lecture on how you should trust him more because he was made to protect you from all who try to do you harm.

[yaneyanedaze]

My Android Lover 2: Part 2

Well, as i work on requests (i will be closing the inbox pretty soon, i have like 105 requests as i type this rn >< so just bear with me.) i wanted to pump out the second part of this, and also expect a second part to my royal pillar man story as well!

With that said, on with the story!

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Last time on My Android Lover 2:

I sighed as I felt myself getting sleepy. I had only closed my eyes for a second when i felt Jonathan pick me up into his arms. He mumbled something that I didn’t hear, but at that moment, I didn’t care Sleep was taking over me and cuddled up to the Android male. I usually don’t open up to people, let alone android, this easily, but Jonathan was just so sweet and nice i couldn’t help it.

But something felt off....I couldn’t put my finger on it....

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I yawned as I woke up, stretching before throwing my legs over the edge of my bed. I smiled as I remembered my Android that i had purchased, No wonder I smelt food coming from downstairs.

I threw on my house coat and headed downstairs happily, Iggy trailing behind me as I descended the stairs. Jonathan looked back at me smiling as he turned with an omelet in hand. It looked and smelt so delicious and i couldn’t help but let my eyes trail to Jonathan. He was wearing a tight fitting t-shirt and pajama pants, and for some reason, even though he was a robot, His muscles nearly stretched the shirt to it’s limits. “Good Morning Master!!” He says happily. 

I nod to him and sit down at the table, scrolling down social media as he placed the food in front of me along with a cup of coffee. He smiled at me as he sat across from me with his own plate in front of him. I hum as the omelette practically melts in my mouth, it was so good! Jonathan must’ve saw my face and chuckled softly. “I hope it’s too your liking Master..” I nodded slightly and smiled as sat down my fork and picked up my cup of coffee. Right as I did, an article popped up on my feed that caught my attention..

“Local authorities investigate more malfunctions in Androids, most of them having a harmful set of programming in their motherboards.”

I nearly dropped my cup as I try to process what I just read in my head, “Master?! Are you okay?” Jonathan said. I shook my head and glanced at the Android who was right beside me. I nodded and smiled, trying to reassure him that i was alright. He smiled at me and went back over to his side of the table.

I admit after that I was kinda spooked, so i finished the breakfast that Jonathan had made for me and went to my room to prepare to get ready for work. I knew today was going to be an interesting day with Jonathan tagging along for the ride. It would be an interesting experience being that I usually work alone in my department. I pulled on my blazer and stepped into my flats before grabbing my bag off my dresser.

I came down the stairs and already saw Jonathan waiting down at the bottom of the stairs smiling happily at me. “Are you ready Ms. (Y/n)?” He said, holding his hand out to me. I nodded, grabbing his hand and my keys before heading out the front door. I led Jonathan to the car and got in the drivers side, when he got in he had to adjust the seat and lean it back to accommodate his height. I giggled watching him fumble to put his seat belt in place. he blushed in embarrassment after he finally snapped it in place and glanced to look out the window as we went on our way.

(Mini Timeskip)

“Good Morning Everyone!” I call out as i entered the building.

A loud gasp was let out and footsteps were heard, I chuckle, already knowing well who it was. As i mentioned before, we work along side Androids in our office, one of them was Josuke Higashikata, He was like a bubbly intern here, he apparently wanted to be a detective but wanted to get experience working with humans. Josuke had bright blue eyes and what I called a gummy smile, his hair was always in a pompadour hairstyle and no matter what he always cheerful. 

He opened up his arms and hugged me tightly before noticing Jonathan, “Oh! What’s up! You’re like me aren’t You? Nice to meet you!” Josuke held his hand out to Jonathan, waiting for him to shake his hand.

(Jonathan’s PoV)

I felt this weird feeling bubbling up inside my stomach, as soon as i noticed the large 04 located on his hand. He was one of them. He was ONE of the reasons...

I grabbed his hand and shook it, my grip on his hand getting stronger as I glared at him with disdain and disgust. Where was this sudden wave of emotions coming from? I was scared but anger was overpowering every other emotions that I felt. I just wanted to destroy him, make him feel pain...

“Jonathan! Jonathan!” 

I shook my head rapidly and let go of his hand glancing over to my Master who had a worried look on her face. I smiled and quickly bowed and gave an apology. “I-i’m so sorry! I didn’t know what came over me!” I quickly said and Josuke smiled at me. “No worries! I can’t really feel anything in my hand anyways, so no worries! You seem pretty cool!” He said. (Y/n) nodded along with him as she placed a hand on my shoulder. “Come on, I’m gonna show you my office.” She said guiding me along, her hand in mine.  I felt my cheeks heat up and my inner fans start up as i held her hand. What’s going on? This never happened when I was with creator? I grabbed my head with my other hand and let out a small sigh. Maybe i needed to get a check up, I’ll ask to go after this.

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As Jonathan and (Y/n) walked into her office with Josuke, another employee walked past with a smirk on her face. She pulled out her phone and let out a little chuckle. She had pretty, curly, long blueish black hair, and wore what could be similar to a Japanese school uniform with a rose on the sleeve. She dialed a number and waited a few seconds until she heard a sofT woman's voice on the other end.

“Yes?..What do you have to tell me?’

“Yes ma’am, I can confirm that the plan is going well. We shall be seeing you soon!” 

“Good Job Yukako, take Koichi with you next time, I’m getting rid of them once and for all.”

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Hi guys! I’m so sorry for being so late on this! I am trying to get things out for you guys, but i am currently swamped right now (DONT WORRY I SEE YOUR REQUESTS ;-;) I will be updating and writing as fast as i can.

[yaneyanedaze]

So for jojodroids I know there are dio androids what about other jojo villain droids like Kira or kars

To answer your question, yes we do!

We here at Jojo’s bizarre android’s pride ourselves on the number of androids we offer! We offer Dio brando, DIO, Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, Santana, Diavolo, Doppio, Yoshikage Kira, Funny Valentine and Enrico Pucci.

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 INSERT:  ANDROID NAME: Yoshikage Kira

Kira is an android recommended for someone who needs company in the comfort of their own home, someone who doesn’t like getting out much and prefers the comfort of being home rather than the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

He wouldn’t mind, he loves it, because it means your delicate hands won’t be touching anyone elses hands and being tainted.

He’ll actually cook for you and have the house clean for the times that you do have to go out and interact with others.

He’ll welcome you with open arms and gives you a massage, give you anything you want. He loves you very much, and so does Killer Queen!

KQ will purr and curl up to you, begging for your love and care. He will sit with you while your doing work, waiting patiently for you to be finished.

KQ will help you get ready in the morning, handing you clothes and handing you your towel when you get ready to come out, he’s just a sweet little helper.

Kira is very much so obsessed with you, he’ll love you forever, no matter what. so he’ll make up excuses for you don’t go, just don’t y/n..

or else, you don’t want to end up like his previous owner..

we don’t talk about her.

“Oi, Y/n, rest yourself..here i’ll give you a hand massage..It’ll make you feel well. I love you, alright?”

INSERT: ANDROID NAME: Funny Valentine

Now Funny is a special case, He’s a rare android, a limited edition.

He is a loving and very hyper romantic android, he is made to love and want and care for you! He knows everything that you like, everything that you want, he knows~ Don’t question it, he just knows

He is available during the anniversary dates of the Steel Ball Run race, only a few orders of him out there. (5 to be exact!) So he is made for the person who gets him.

He is very passionate, he’ll whisper sweet nothings to you while you’re around the house doing chores and basic things.

He loves rubbing you down and doing cute couple things with you, he is programmed with everything you want and need.

Valentine hates others being around you, he loves you so much! He doesn’t want any other filthy androids touching you at all, he holds you tight whenever he sees you around another android.

Y/n keep your android close by, because if you let him out of your sight~

Someone you know might go missing the next day~

“Y/n~! Are you home~? I wanna cuddle with you and talk about your day! Huh? What do you mean? I just love you master~!”

INSERT: ANDROID NAMES: ENRICO PUCCI and DIO

Pucci is usual an combination android that is joined along side a DIOdroid. He is made for people who are looking for someone to take care of them, he is a home body android. He rarely leaves the house and is never seen away from DIO.

Pucci does have feelings for you because you purchased him and his lord. He sees the way you treat DIO and starts feeling weird and tingling in his heart. Is this love? In his heart? No...

DIO on the other hand is all over you, he loves you for buying him and spoils you so much. He calls you his Moon Bride or his Darling Master. He is the only person (besides Pucci)

He is extremely jealous, when he see you in public with other androids and their owners, he quickly gets behind you and asserts his dominance over other androids.

When Pucci comes up to him and tell’s him about he feelings that he has for you...All hell breaks loose.

Now you have to deal with two overprotective  androids that love you very much and don’t know how to deal with their emotions. All they know is that they’re programmed to marry- i mean love you, 

love and care about.

just don’t talk to a joestar.

“Oh ho~, Is my little bride tired, we can tuck you in all nicely right?~ Enrico, why don’t you help them out~”

“Yes, My lord (sounds like Sebastian, Amiright?...Ill see myself out.), come on my dear, we can get you settled in”

INSERT: ERROR ERROR ERROR ANDROID NAMES: DIAVOLO AND DOPPIO VINEGAR

DO NOT WARNING DO NOT ORDER THESE ON YOUR FIRST TIME THEY ARE VERY DANGEROUS, NOW ONLY 1 IN EXISTENCE, NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS LOCATED.

Doppio is a sickly sweet android, he only wants your affection. Yours and yours only, he can and will attack any android that you bring into your life that is not him. He will act so sweet and innocent, but deep down he’s plotting

If you heed the warnings that come with the android, he will act normal and loving to you if you do not bring in another android.

He wants you to focus on him and him only, your his master after all! You’re supposed to take care of him! He loves you and you are supposed to love him.

If you let him get to the point of no return, the you’ll meet the boss..

“I’m sorry Bella~! But you were acting up, now you have to meet the boss~ He’ll be sweet and I promise that he will treat you right!”

When he says that.

RUN GODDAMMIT.

Don’t look back and just run, just run.

Diavolo is not a person to play with, all other DOPPIOdroids have been destroyed, and only one is left, no one knows where he is located, but some say he lives with a woman and two other androids.

Diavolo is very violent to someone who is daring to come in between you and him. He wants you and he is going to have you no matter what.

“I love a chase my love~! I will have you, STOP RUNNING DAMMIT, I WILL HAVE YOU NO MATTER YOU DO!!”

Feel free to order what ever android you want! Make sure you read about everything the android has to offer and find what you want!!

[yaneyanedaze]

Got any misc. headcanons for the stardust androids? I miss my boys😔

I gotcha!

To begin, Jotaro would be the last one to open up to you, It’ll take him a minute to get used to his surrounding but sooner or later he’ll warm up to you.

He’s the most helpful next to Avdol, he understands you more and often helps when Polnareff is being..well Polnareff (jk i love you pol)

Joseph takes care of all the groceries and buying this for you, he loves to spoil his master. He flirts alot (it’s in his programming lol). He’s always with you and if someone looks at you the wrong way he’s giving them the death stare.

He is the best cuddle buddy, His big strong arms are perfect for holding you at night when you need it the most.

Avdol is like a mother like figure to you, He keeps you warm and loves hugging you after you come home after work/school.

Perfect for someone who has depression, or some other medical problem, He will learn everything there is to learn about your condition, down to what time you need your medicine, your doctors appointment and everything. He really cares about you and will do everything that you need.

Kakyoin is the ultimate gamer best friend, he’ll always be around to cheer you up when you need a pick me up!

Takes you out to game stores and arcades just to show off his gaming skill (totally doesn’t purposely let you win). He also would teach you had to paint, 

Will definitely Paint pictures of you, He will use your art materials but he’ll always put them back and make sure there are in there right places.

And finally we get to Polanreff, He’s definitely one who is perfect for someone who is touch starved and needs constant attention from an android.\

He’s a sweetheart and loves cooking so you’ll find him in the kicthen making things for you just to see your reaction, he’ll make your favorite sweets so you can eat while cuddling against his chest~!

[yaneyanedaze]

May I request some hc of having a 4taro droid and a kid Jolyne droid ?

This was certainly not what you ordered, but regardless, the little girl was what caught your attention, she was so adorable and asking you all types of questions, so you settled with the two and became your own kinda family.

Jolyne would be the first to activate, having that child like wonder as soon as you release her from the box. She would hop in your arms and ask you tons of questions.

“What’s being human like?” “Can I go to school?” “Ooooo what’s this do?”

She’s a bubbly little sweet heart who always tries to help you out with anything you are doing around the house.

Her dad is all for it, he loves the fact that you accept her for what she is, even if she will never really grow up. You think of her as a normal child...

Jotaro liked it a lot.

He also helped around the house, whether it be dishes, help with dinner or help cleaning up a room, he wanted to act like your perfect Husband.

He thought you guys were a perfect family, Jolyne loved you as well as he. So he wanted to be nothing but the best for you. He loved you a lot and he wasn’t gonna let anyone else treat you wrong anymore.

Frequent outings with Jolyne, like going to the park, going to the Aquariam, simple little things like that. Jolyne asks more and more questions once she gets to the outside world.

“Hey! Why is that bird flying away?” “How come you don’t do that Mommy (y/n)”

But one question nearly broke your heart.

One day you didn’t go to the park with Jotaro and Jolyne because you had work, Jolyne came home with a sad look on her face and plopped next to you.

“Mommy..am I weird? The other children laughed at me because I had this on my arm..” She raised and showed the 06 on her arm. Showing that she was an Android.

“Will I ever be a normal child mommy?”

You hugged her tightly and held her close to your chest. “Of course, You are normal, don’t let those meanies bother you..you are my little girl okay?”

Jolyne nodded, wiping away the tears and smiling softly as she went over to her father.

He walked over and smiled softly as well, sitting down beside you. “Thank you..” he mumbled letting Jolyne join the two of you in the couch.

You three sat on the chair watching movies and tv shows way into the night, like the perfect little family you guys were, never vowing to let anyone tell you anything else.

Android or not, they were your family..

[yaneyanedaze]

Android Bruno and/or Giorno with an s/o (master? Idk) that does drugs like weed or something to cope with depression? You don’t have to do this if drugs make you uncomfortable! And also take your time!

HA to think you’d be allowed to bring that type of things into your house with them there. Sadly, All Androids are made with special sensors built in their systems that can sense all types of drugs that are currently available in the world. So they’ll know it’s in the house.

Bruno is the one whose really freaked about it though, he’s really against drugs, even if its something as small as weed. He’ll be cleaning the house one day when he finds your stash by accident. At first he’ll get worried and assume your selling it.

When you get home from a long day, He’ll question you on it, to which he calms down when he finds out that you use it for your depression.

While he doesn’t recommend you doing it so often, he understands what you are doing and even helps you when you are having a depressive and hard day.

Now Giorno on the other hand.

he’s a different story, he doesn’t want you to do it at all, he’ll take all of it and hides it from you, he cares about your health and worries about your decision.

What if someone laces your stuff? What if you suddenly become allergic to it? His mind runs wild, he’ll try to find as many alternatives that you’d could do instead of that.

He loves you and wants to make sure that your mental health is okay, he cares for you alot, making sure you are alright!

Overall these two don’t condone what you do, but they’ll support you regardless.

[yaneyanedaze]

My Android Lover 2: Part 1

As I am currently flooded with requests, I wanted to leave this here to show that:

MY ANDROID LOVER IS BACK BABY!

Now this is a Sequel to the series..But I’ll let you figure out the bulk of the story~

With that on with the story!

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My name is Y/n L/n,

I am an Investigative reporter for the Stone Ocean Times. I have tasked with a job to investigate the recent disappearances of people who order from a certain website.

The Websites name?

Jojo’s Bizarre Androids.

Now I wasn’t completely against the idea of Androids to help us out in the world. Hell, I work along side a couple myself, but these were different. According to reports, each Android is made especially for the user, but recently, a certain spike of disappearances have been plaguing people who buy one. My Boss has ordered me to do what ever it takes to figure out an answer to this..even if it means ordering one.

So here I am, it’s 8:40pm and I’m scrolling down the site, taking notes as I go along. “Every Android made for your love and compassion...Each one is programmed for you and only you alone.” I read slowly, clicking on a link, that took me to a page with most of their top sellers. I chuckled at myself in disbelief. “I can’t believe I’m doing this..” I muttered. I heard a soft bark and rustling, I turned to see that my dog, Iggy, took his seat next to me on the chair. I guess he couldn’t believe I was doing it either.

As I scrolled down, one caught my eye.

JONATHAN JOESTAR: THE GENTLEMAN ANDROID

Jonathan is an android made to be the perfect man, he’ll cater to your every need and will got out of the way to make sure you’re okay. He’s a sweetheart and is an all around gentlemen. There’s only one of him, so order now or forever lose your chance!

I raised an eyebrow before decided to click on him to examine him more. He seemed to be based off a standard English gentleman. He had blue hair and large muscles, but from the way the website described him, he appeared to be a softly with a huge heart. He was perfect.

I clicked purchased and headed to the next screen, where I put some information in about myself, from my likes and dislikes, to what my job is. Lastly I was about to enter my payment method when a pop up appeared:

CONGRATULATIONS MS.Y/N

You have been chosen to receive the following Android you have selected for free! Continue ahead to finalize your purchase and remember, your Android is made for you! We hope you enjoy Mr.Joestar!

I questioned it heavily, but it didn’t even give me a chance to respond before I was booted back out and the only thing on screen was a receipt and a confirmation about what I ordered. I looked back at Iggy who had the same confused look on his face before raising his paws as if to say ‘I don’t know’. I was somewhat creeped out and decided to close my laptop and headed upstairs to bed with Iggy. I was already skeptically about ordering but that just kinda made things worse, I shook my head and got into to bed letting Iggy hop up into his spot.

‘If only your knew Sweetie..you’ll be mine soon enough..my plan is falling right into place~..’

(The Next Morning)

I yawned as I suddenly jolted up at the sound of things falling downstairs, I also heard Iggy barking, but he suddenly stopped. Slowly climbing out of bed, I grabbed the baseball bat I kept on my bed side and I crept downstairs as quietly as I could. When I reached the base of my stairs, I saw someone standing in my kitchen cooking. Iggy was munching on a bone that was placed in his bowl, he looked up at me and started barking happily, gaining the attention of the male. He turned and gave a breath taking smile.

“Good Morning Master! You were asleep, so I decided to activate and make you breakfast, I hope you like it!~”

I felt a blush creeping up on my face, there in all his glory was the Android I had ordered. He was even better looking in person, defined features, great smile, you wouldn’t be able to tell that he was an Android. The main this that gave it away was the 01 on his neck. I guess that means he’s the first model. I lowered the bat and walked over, he had made eggs, bacon and pancakes for me. He even made the special fluffy pancakes that I really like with extra strawberries. “T-thanks...” I stuttered out. He was just too beautiful for human eyes, he had silky looking blue hair with matching eyes that you could lost in. He sat down infront of me before he began introducing himself.

“My names Jonathan! I am your personal Android Assistant! Thank you so much for choosing me, most people go for the younger models..But I’m really grateful!” He said softly, looking me dead in my face. I nodded in understanding as I stuffed my face. This had to be the best food I’ve even had in my life, whatever he did to it, he made it amazing! He smiled bashfully at me and began speaking again “Tell me more about yourself Master! I only have the basics in my system..I wanna know more about you.” He asks, His hands running through his hair, it seemed as if he was nervous, it was adorable, he was shy.

I felt most of my worry melt away when I began talking to him. He seemed so interested, we even moved from the breakfast table to my living room. He sat on the couch and allowed for me to put my head on his lap as I continued to talk. He would nod his head, laugh and chuckle at the things that I was saying. He was human, Minus the metal parts that are hidden away. Jonathan was exactly what I needed, someone to talk to, someone just to hear me out. I couldn’t wait to show him to the boss tomorrow, maybe Jonathan could even help us out in the office.

I sighed as I felt myself getting sleepy. I had only closed my eyes for a second when I felt Jonathan pick me up into his arms. He mumbled something that I didn’t hear, but at that moment I didn’t care. Sleep was taking over me and I cuddled up to the Android male. I usually don’t open up to people, let alone androids, this easily, but Jonathan was just so sweet and nice I couldn’t help it.

But something felt off....I couldn’t put my finger on it..

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Jonathan walked out of her room with a smile on his face as he headed downstairs. Pressing a button on his chest he heard a females voice come out. “Did you do what I told you SweetHeart?..” She said. Jonathan gave a comfirmatory noise, making her chuckle.

“Good, We can now put our plan in motion...My darling y/n..We’ll meet soon enough. If you want to know the truth..”