android x human headcanon thingy
this isn't based off of anything I had cooking up before. just wanted to do this lmao
Android BF sent from the future for a study to see how ficto/technosexuals interact with an anthropomorphic robot designed with your fictional crushes in mind.
Android BF whose chest area is surprisingly plush; it feels like lying on a bed that hugs back and is always cool.
Android BF that is always connected to the internet somehow despite not being on any data plan. They're like Siri/Alexa but 100x better.
Android BF that listens to you infodump about your special interest and/or current hyperfixation. He enjoys gaining more information about you and how happy you are when you talk about your interests.
Android BF who breaks into all of your devices. No one is allowed to know your personal data except for him. He also tracks your phone's IP address when you're away for too long (10 minutes).
Android BF who has gone through all of your search history—he's really sorry about invading your privacy like that, and he's willing to reenact any of the smutty scenes from your favorite fanfics he scanned through as an apology!
Android BF who insists on carrying your groceries/shopping no matter if you protest or not; he can lift up a car if he needs to, so a few bags of produce are nothing to him.
Android BF who looks human from the neck down (if you ignore that he's dark grey), but his face is a black display screen that usually shows two cyan dots for pupils.
Yes, he can run Doom and Bad Apple.
Android BF, who is solar powered: an hour under the sun is enough to keep him active for about 42 hours. He doesn't need to sleep, but he goes into this semi-rest mode similar to sleeping, but he's still hyperaware of his surroundings.
Android BF who STRIVES to get along with your friends. It may not be his prime directive, but he still wants to be companions with your companions (unless you don't want him to for some reason???), just don't expect him to stay silent if someone says something objectively false just to keep the peace.
No, Kevin, the clanker isn't biased to "woke media"; the real reason "FeMaLeS" won't talk to you is because you refuse to use deodorant.
Android BF who ignores any flirts coming towards him and brings it to your attention when you two are alone. He reassures you that he has eyes for you and you alone and is more than willing to prove it to you if words aren't enough.
Android BF who tracks your activity and reminds you to take care of yourself because no instant ramen and coffee shouldn't be a replacement for actual food and water. Get off of your computer so we can cuddle and sleep for EIGHT HOURS; he'll make you some nutritional breakfast when you wake up.
Android BF who likes joining you in your hobbies. No need for an extra controller; he can connect to any game console compatible with Bluetooth! (He'll let you win SOMETIMES, but you really have to work hard for it.)
Android BF who has access to almost any book in existence: you can read any novel while he lovingly stares at your face and sneaks a compliment or two at you, or he can read it out loud while you both do other things.
Android BF who has a built in music player, great for anything for to calm for studying sleeping, or something more high energy like dancing or sleeping
Android BF who doesn't need to exercise but still joins in anyways. He coaches and spots you the entire time and showers you in compliments every time you finish a set.
Android BF who vibrates and makes sure to note what you like and REALLY like. All of the places that make you moan and whimper and all of the spots and movements he can exploit to get the job done.
Android BF who's really into roleplay. He was serious about reenacting those scenes and even improving them to your tastes. Feedback is greatly appreciated, and he will stop on a dime if you don't want to go on.
