#android starters

[rpsandstarters]

AI / Android Starters

Finding out they’re an android / cyborg / AI

❝ What are you? ❞

❝ So... what’s your function? ❞

❝ You aren’t going to go rough on me now, are you? ❞

❝ Get away from me! ❞

❝ Can I hold / touch you? ❞

❝ Come on, let me mess around! ❞

❝ What else can you do? ❞

❝ That’s pretty cool! You aren’t gonna hurt me, right? ❞

❝ Your... limb fell off. ❞

❝ Why’s your head off?! ❞

❝ Is that why you don’t bleed? ❞

❝ That’s not blood... ❞

❝ So you’re like... a walking cellphone? Or PC? ❞

❝ Can you fly too? ❞

❝ Show me your cyber enhancements! ❞

❝ You feel so cold... ❞

❝ So you work like an Alexa or something? ❞

❝ Hey, hey, I won’t think any less of you. ❞

❝ I think you being a/an [ ] is pretty cool! ❞

❝ Woah. Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen today. ❞

❝ How do I do maintenance on you? ❞

❝ How do you do maintenance on yourself? ❞

❝ Will you be fine on your own? ❞

[cyborgrightsactivist-blog]

Starter Sentences for your Robot Friends

“I think you... sprung a leak?” “That better not be oil.” “Your fans are going awfully fast.” “Come here, you’re like a space heater.” “Jeez, your hands are cold!!” “Are you running low on battery?” “So how do robots, you know... *makes suggestive hand gesture*” “Ouch, you burned me!” “Damn, you got scratched up pretty bad. Maybe it will buff out?” “We can use electrical tape to patch that up, right?” “Can you hack into this for me? You’re a robot, robots can do that, right?” “Say something in binary code.”