#andy faulkner

[dare-g]

We Are (2020)

[tawneybel]

Imagine Zeltrax letting you borrow Deadwood.

You heard nobody had bothered to release Devin after the demonstration. When you went to help him, you were in for a surprise. Instead of your dorky classmate, there was Zeltrax. Duking it out with Elsa. To your amazement, the tree metamorphosed into a monster.

Maybe it ate Devin?

If you turned your head slightly, you would have seen him hiding behind another tree. Unlike you, who were standing out in the open. Rooted to the ground in your admiration of Deadwood.

***

“I am at your command!”

The voice came from within the countenance, which looked frozen in a wail. His bark twisted beautifully. His eyes looked like dimly lit green lights. Instead of a face, his head was covered by a vertical oval made of the same material.

“How am I supposed to...?”

You made a crude gesture. Zeltrax laughed. Tendrils began to emerge from Deadwood’s hollow. One giant hand made a come-hither motion.

“Can you make me gape like that maw?” you asked in disbelief, taking a step forward.

[stuff-diary]

Jethica

Movies watched in 2023

Jethica (2022, USA)

Director: Pete Ohs

Writers: Andy Faulkner, Callie Hernandez, Will Madden, Pete Ohs & Ashley Denise Robinson

Mini-review:

This was... something, and I'm not sure if I liked it or not. It definitely presents an interesting and original premise, but I feel like it's not executed as well as it should for it to properly work. The movie is already very short (just 70 minutes long), and yet I think it would have worked better as short film. One thing I did love is the absolutely stunning cinematography, which makes perfect use of the gorgeous locations where this was filmed. Anyway, it's honestly kinda sad, cause I can tell there's a lot of potential in this set up, but it feels like the movie's team didn't really know what to do with it (or didn't have the means and resources to do more).

[moviesandmania]

JETHICA (2022) Reviews of comedy horror movie, plus release news

Jethica is a 2022 American comedy horror film about two reunited high school friends who resort to supernatural means to deal with a stalker. Produced, directed, photographed and edited by Pete Ohs from a screenplay co-written with Andy Faulkner, Callie Hernandez, Will Madden and Ashley Denise Robinson. The Spartan Media Acquisitions production stars Callie Hernandez (The Flight Attendant; Blair…

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JETHICA (2022) Reviews of comedy horror movie, plus a clip

JETHICA (2022) Reviews of comedy horror movie, plus a clip

Jethica is a 2022 American comedy horror film about two reunited high school friends who resort to supernatural means to deal with a stalker. Produced, directed, photographed and edited by Pete Ohs from a screenplay co-written with Andy Faulkner, Callie Hernandez, Will Madden and Ashley Denise Robinson. The Spartan Media Acquisitions production stars Callie Hernandez (The Flight Attendant; Blair…

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