#angelsareweeping

[fluorishandblotts]

So what do you guys think of my new URL?

[fluorishandblotts]

Thanks all of you who had something nice to say. You really have no idea of how much it means to me.

Just thank you.

To the anon: Yeah, your comments did hurt. That's what you were aiming for, right? I mean, why send stuff like that if not to do that? And you know what? It doesn't matter what you think of me. It's the opinion that I have of myself that matters in the long run. Okay?

[fluorishandblotts]

hey guys! i know i haven't been on as much lately, but i'm trying to fix that. except not right now because i'm tired. so tomorrow. okay?

[fluorishandblotts]

so so so.

i broke my finger.

and now for the weather.

[fluorishandblotts]

sometimes when i say ‘have a nice day’, i actually mean ‘have a gneiss day’ and i’m hoping rocks fall on them.

[fluorishandblotts]

goodnight, my batsporks.

[fluorishandblotts]

You walk over to the table where you see him sitting. Your mortal enemy. You smile and pull the spork out of your pocket. 

"Oh, my!" he exclaims. "What is that magnificent piece of silverware?"

Your smile only grows as you bring it closer and closer to him. You thrust it into his neck and blood squirts out. "Your death" you whisper.

[fluorishandblotts]

what if we pronounced what as if it rhymed with that?