my wife has me wear a shock collar while playing overwatch. It's the most fun I've ever had. She checks my stats at the end of a match and shocks me for doing stupid things. It's great.
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my wife has me wear a shock collar while playing overwatch. It's the most fun I've ever had. She checks my stats at the end of a match and shocks me for doing stupid things. It's great.
I keep having these moments where I "wake up" in the world and everything is very shiny and bright and kind of scary but it's fine because I'm okay. I'm not sure if that's happiness and the shroud of depression has dipped a little so I'm not seeing everything tinted and I'm able to take in the full saturations of colors and love and life and happiness.
or I'm experiencing psychosis
or there's nothing wrong and I'm just being ridiculous
anyway
do you guys feel like that?
num é que tu conseguiu um emprego msm
E no primeiro dia tu já conseguiu ir fofocar cmg, atah amo
i think i deserve to have tumblr beef who wants to have tumblr beef with me
Shhh. The angels are speaking to me.
me: *at work and already hating it*
Brain: .....
me: Please don't.
Brain: Your apartment is currently on fire and your loved ones and animals are burning alive and it's because you forgot to turn off the stove that you didn't even use this morning AND you left your phone charger plugged in.
me: Nice try, My husband and or wife would call me.
Brain: .....
Brain: Unless they're all dead. they're all dying and dead!!!!!!!!!!
me:
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
Good.
I hope she chokes.
Wouldn't you like to burn with me? 🩵