i've aged out of ship discourse. i can't keep beefing with 14 year olds and arguing about which twink is more likely to eat ass. i have to choose between starting my 12 page paper or eating dinner with the last 5$ in my bank account tonight
This is (hopefully) the only post I’ll make on this, I’m not even active in the fandom anymore and the hyperfixation is LONG gone, but GO is also the reason I started Tumblr so it feels wrong to not comment on it on some level.
I fucking hate it. There are good bits, obviously, but any good bits are just… the end ruins it. I understand the appeal to some people, but it makes it feel as if the entire show (and the book) just… don’t matter.
The people they show in the end aren’t the people we’ve grown to care for. They’re Asa and Anthony, two humans who know nothing about Aziraphale and Crowley or their relationship. They never had to fight the system to love each other, they never had to balance their need to protect each other with their duties to their head offices. They didn’t even have the same personalities!
The gambling-car-revenge subplot was stupid, unnecessary, and took up time that could have been spent doing actually important things (Aziracrow actually talking, developing the final bookshop conversation better if it had to happen, hell even just showing Asa and Anthony more so we could MAYBE care about them). It was 8+ minutes of an irrelevant side plot with characters we’ve never met.
Satan? God? Why are they there. What is this. This all feels like we’re erasing the meaning of everything that’s happened.
Asa and Anthony are an AU of Crowley and Aziraphale, and that’s fine, but it’s also not them. It will never be them. And that pisses me off.
Oh, and as @ineffableaddiction mentioned, the fate of the entire universe was left entirely to a depressed demon with clear substance abuse issues. I love Crowley as much as the next guy, but what the fuck
AND ANOTHER THING! Aziraphale is an ASSHOLE. A genuine ASSHOLE. He’s an AWFUL FUCKING PERSON in this season and I’m so fucking mad about it.
I have so many things. Edit to add: God is also an asshole
twitter is such a STUPID site I have a profile on there for my music so I figured it'd be fun to have one that's actually just my interests like I do here and then I make a post about how hard it is to make mutuals on that site and then mispell a ship name and I try to edit it and it BEGS me to buy premium because apparently you can't edit posts without it THEN reply to my own tweet about how fucking stupid it is and it IMMEDIATELY advertises me premium again to 'boost views to my reply' or whatever the fuck??? and then my point about it being hard to make any mutuals is IMMEDIATELY proven as I can watch the views on the tweet go up and absolutely no interaction??? twitter is fucking dumb and I will die on that hill
it's such a pity so many artists only have twitter accounts and not tumblr ones as well
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? THAT WAS IT? Nothing actually happened? Ter just thought Hill liked someone else or was dating the girl? Why the hostility? I thought I was suppose to not like Hill (which if it was intended it was just bound to fail, because Pond) because he did something bad to Ter. It turns out it was just the worst use of miscommunication ever (which is impressive on its own), dragged through 4 episodes but leaving us in the dark. What was the point of this?
WHY IS ROMANCE AND SEX EVERYWHERE???? WHEN DO I GET TO BE FREE??? WHY AM I CONSTANTLY ASKED IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND?? WHY IS MY IDENTITY DISMISSED BECAUSE OF MY AGE???? WHY AM I NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY?????? WHEN DO I GET TO HAVE RESPECT??? WHY IS ONE OF THE ONLY PLACES I GET TO BE OPEN AND SUPPORTED ABOUT MY IDENTITY RUINED BY INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE????? WHY DO I NEVER GET REPRESENTATION?? WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I DO GET REPRESENTATION IT IS IGNORED????
RAAAAAAGGH HOW DARE YOU SNIFFLE ON CALL RAAAAGH 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠😠🤬😠🤬💢💢💢 I AM GOING TO BLEND YOU RAAAAAGH 🤬😠😠😠😡💢😡🤬🤬🤬 TUMBLR USER RADDEST LADDEST ACCUSED SNIFFLER CONFIRMED
