#angrilypointingatlandmarks

[joethedouglas]

Episode 28 of #angrilypointingatlandmarks brings you: Salisbury Cathedral. ... If you love colossal religious erections covered in scaffolding, but hate the smell of burnt garlic which wafts off Notre Dame, you’re going to love: ‘Novichok Free Since 2018.’ ... After the Russians went beserk with assassination attempts, Salisbury lost its long-standing title as ‘World’s Most Boringest Town (Technically City).’ ... It has since, however, been recognised as the City with the most dense population of elderly white people on Earth, leading to a surge in sock-sandal tourism and the new nickname ‘City Of Blinding Whites’. ... Make it a stop on your next vacation! You’ll have to go past it en route to Bath so you may as well. ... Salisbury City: The Caucasian Persuasion Invasion. ... #salisburycathedral #cathedralcity #salisbury #angrilypointing #trynottobeacunt #bekind #jtdangrilypointing #tntbac #selfie #funny #humor #satire #funnypicture #humorous #funnyphotos #selfieart #instapic #instagram #comedy #parody #comedian #photography #art #beard . (at Salisbury, Wiltshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUD1V9INRzX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[joethedouglas]

Episode 13 of #angrilypointingatlandmarks brings you: Hyde Park. ... If you like large green spaces and the thrill of potentially landing in Canine faeces with every step, you’re going to love: Litterbox 5000. ... It’s a little known fact that Hyde Park is named after the literary character ‘Mr Hyde,’ from the Robbie Stevenson sequel, ‘Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 2: This Time He Has A Knife.’ ... #hydepark #inevergohereidontlikeit (at Hyde Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAIai0dDQlj/?igshid=dun6zq3zk0ry

[joethedouglas]

Episode 12 of #angrilypointingatlandmarks brings you: Buckingham Palace. ... If you like your houses enormously disproportionate to their number of occupants, but hate slums, HMOs and orphanages, you’re going to love: Space For 500,000 For One (Or None). ... It is said that at the height of her reign, the Queen would stand patiently at her window and flip off every single child that waved at her. ... If you’d like to learn more about Buck-haus and the literal armies which are needed to protect it while empty, just ask one of the guards out front. If you can’t immediately get their attention, try waving a machete in the air and telling them you’ve “got a pointy gift for Liz.” ... #queenhouse #youknowtheyreallgermananyway #buckinghampalace #funnyhatguard #youknowtheyremadefrombearfur #thesepeoplemakesmesick (at Buckingham Palace) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ob_D0D4Vl/?igshid=g5twh8kfr6mi