JoeTheDouglas

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Episode 13 of #ItsBackButThisTimeItsASequel brings you ‘Easter 2: The Re-Resurrection’’ • • • The original story was part of most published book on the face of the Earth. But even the Bible can become boring after a while. • • • When parents wanted a new tale depicting the torture and execution of a well-liked public figure, Harry Potter and his gang of demonic deciples provided that execution. • • • With window replacements and graffiti removal drainong her dry, Mx Rowling chose Easter as the perfect time to bring back a character as loved as she is hated. • • • Oscar nod for ‘Largest Volume of on-screen Elf ejaculate‘. • • • #trynottobeacunt #bekindbefilth #joethedouglasgoodforgoodnesssake #joethedouglas #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #unnecessarysequels #funnyart #comedy #funny #meme #humor #dankmemes #memesdaily #lmao #jokes #instagood #dank #dailymemes #viral #humour #laugh #bhfyp #dankmeme #satire #jtdsequels #dobby #dobbythehouseelf #harrypottersequel #bringbackdobby https://www.instagram.com/p/CciHCGnN4M1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Got to see my doggy the other week. He remembered me 😊 • • • #brujoeandcharlie #charliethewhiggy #whippet #whiggy #italiangreyhound #dogreunitedwithowner #dogreunited #whippetsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CcP7ZLBNuQp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Got to see my doggy the other day. I think he still remembers me 😊 • • • #brujoeandcharlie #whippet #whiggy #italiangreyhound #dogreunited #dogreunitedwithowner https://www.instagram.com/p/CcP7X9EtWEx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I like Devon. It’s exactly like London except not overwhelmingly and inescapably awful… and my mum is there… as is her Mercedes… and my Grandad. • • • Also found inspiration for a new IG series in my bird friend, Steven Segul. • • • #seaton #devon #cornwall #mercedesa200 (at Seaton, Devon, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CavQVEdNps_/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Episode 12 of #ItsBackButThisTimeItsASequel brings you ‘Buffy 2: Buffy The Property Surveyor’’ • • • The original had an important lesson for women around the world: Women are strong. They are fearless, brave and courageous. All the things which every man is without trying, you delicate non-men can do it too. The caveat, of course, was that you can be all these things so long as you were a petite, hot, blonde teenager who’s rich enough to get her nose fixed. • • • This time it’s more or less the same but prepares women to be overlooked and forgotten about as soon as they pass 30. • • • Sarah Michelle Gella, now the perfect age to play someone middle-aged has been replaced in the titular role (deliberate ‘tit’) by some firm-boobed upstart in her 20s. • • • Oscar nods for ‘Loudest On-Screen Queef’ and tribute to the sad passing of Feminism. • • • #trynottobeacunt #bekindbefilth #joethedouglasgoodforgoodnesssake #joethedouglas #tntbac #beachesfilml #beaches2 #trynottobeacunt #unnecessarysequels #funnyart #comedy #funny #meme #humor #dankmemes #memesdaily #lmao #jokes #dank #dailymemes #edgymemes #viral #humour #laugh #bhfyp #dankmeme #satire #bhfyp #buffy #btvs https://www.instagram.com/p/CadP2m6N-ae/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I’m the one on the right standing on his top-toes. • • • #Repost @#Repost @hardonlondonclub with @make_repost ・・・ Grab your Hard On's for Filthy February Saturday 19th! advance tickets here www.hardonclub.co.uk #gayfetishlondon #gayclub #gayfetishclub #guysngear #gayfetishmen #gaypig #gaykink #hardonlondon #gaypartylondon hardonlondonclub with @make_repost https://www.instagram.com/p/CZp1u52t7jn/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Hookup Crapps number 7. ... Take a pinch of your best friend on the piss and a dash of yourself looking better than usual, and you too can cut friends and family from your existence for the sake of a shag. ... It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nation: cropping your loved ones out of photos you had no business using on your Grindr profile in the first place ... #grindr #grindrpics #hookupapp #joethedouglas #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #hookupcrapps #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #hookup #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #grindrfail https://www.instagram.com/p/CZpy39JN8bC/?utm_medium=tumblr

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IncongruousModelling 15 ... At the intersection of ‘Person Mountain‘ and ‘Fat Facts’ we find ourselves inextricably at the familiar scene of: ‘By Blimps, About Blimps Becoming Blimps, To Blimps, On Blimps’.’ ... Overlord Henman is said to have gone to war with the Orphan Nation of Ugly Kids in a row about the State’s refusal to be good boys and girls and whether or not that’s why their parents didn’t love them. .. Behind the lens stepped proactive slut-shamer and hypocrite, Mary Titwank.. ... Bidding starts after mummy finishes her cup of tea and has a sit down, that’s all she asks, give her five minutes of bloody peace, you little shit!. ... #joethedouglas #incongruousmodelling #jtdincongruousmodelling #instalolz #mirrorpeople #joethedouglasgraphicart #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #benice #manmountain #tntbacincongruousmodelling #nonsense #satire #joke #lol #graphicart #funny #satire #graphicartist #funnypicture #funnymemes😂 #funnytexts #funnykids #funnyashell #artgraphic #funnyshitt #funnycomedy https://www.instagram.com/joethedouglas/p/CZO_utPNBzR/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I just threw on any old thing that day. Worked out well in the end 💪☝ ... Photo credit: @original_matt_spike for @hardonlondonclub ... #hardon #hardonclub #leather #leatherman #mrsleather #leatherharness #gayfetishlondon #hotgayfetish #gayrubberfetish #gayrubberman #gayfetishparty #gaypartylondon #gaycruisingclub #hardonlondon https://www.instagram.com/p/CWTpOuTtxhM/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Ma sittin’ chair has been replaced by the latest in holistic seating technology.. ... This area of the flat is now: ‘The Gentleman’s Crotch: Reading & Sexism Sanctum’. ... As the superior gender, Cis White Rich Men need a place to sit and ponder the great issues of the day: what’s to be done about women drivers, or how to hire only white people and maintain the pretence that you’re not a massive racist, for example. ... An important space, for important minds, to think important thoughts. ... #thegentlemanscrotch #animportantspaceforimportantmindstothink importantthoughts #ciswhitemale #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinxking https://www.instagram.com/p/CVdrgGWtp7B/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Aaaaaaand I’m in. The red chair is gone, but the antlers stayed. Next I want a Springbok skull, a Tiger rug and a Cuckoo clock which says “fuck off!” ... Although I’m still in need of a few bits, so if anyone has any of the below going spare or cheap, slide into my DMs - it’ll really help me out: Cheese grater Cutlery organiser tray Any crockery Any cookware Bar stools x2 Desk chair Curtain pole/s Blackout curtains Antlers Mirrors (at Stockwell) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVLT3ARNCco/?utm_medium=tumblr

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One of the images from the shoot @andrea.pelone and I did almost a year ago for @pleasuredromeuk. ... I may look livid, antisocial, unapproachable and anything but chilled, but at least you can see my dick print 👍 ... #joethedouglas #dickprint ... #Repost @pleasuredromeuk with @make_repost ・・・ Pleasuredrome is a safe space in which men can relax and socialise. Welcome to our world. ... #gayuk #gaylondon #londongay #ukgay #gayukboy #gaylondonuk #gaysaunas #gaysoflondon https://www.instagram.com/p/CUz1hPGNeRo/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Hookup Crapps number 6. ... Take a pinch of cliche and a dash of no imagination, and you too can lean on things you would never usually lean on in the hope of channeling some nonchalance. ... It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nation: leaning on stuff and staring into middle-distance as if you’re not only thinking about how you look in the photo being taken. ... #grindr #grindrpics #hookupapp #joethedouglas #tntbac #trynottobeacunt #hookupcrapps #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinxking #grindrfail https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyII7MtO5O/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Since November 2018: Bow > Truro > Limehouse > E&C > Clapham > Stockwell > Bermondsey > and now back to Stockwell. ... Dear friend (and Land Rover owner) @akd.ltd mysteriously being roped-in to help again. ... #igotboredofsettingfiretomymoneysoistartedmovinghouseinstead https://www.instagram.com/p/CUU87D9N3dw/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Episode 28 of #angrilypointingatlandmarks brings you: Salisbury Cathedral. ... If you love colossal religious erections covered in scaffolding, but hate the smell of burnt garlic which wafts off Notre Dame, you’re going to love: ‘Novichok Free Since 2018.’ ... After the Russians went beserk with assassination attempts, Salisbury lost its long-standing title as ‘World’s Most Boringest Town (Technically City).’ ... It has since, however, been recognised as the City with the most dense population of elderly white people on Earth, leading to a surge in sock-sandal tourism and the new nickname ‘City Of Blinding Whites’. ... Make it a stop on your next vacation! You’ll have to go past it en route to Bath so you may as well. ... Salisbury City: The Caucasian Persuasion Invasion. ... #salisburycathedral #cathedralcity #salisbury #angrilypointing #trynottobeacunt #bekind #jtdangrilypointing #tntbac #selfie #funny #humor #satire #funnypicture #humorous #funnyphotos #selfieart #instapic #instagram #comedy #parody #comedian #photography #art #beard . (at Salisbury, Wiltshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUD1V9INRzX/?utm_medium=tumblr

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#TheyBeLike Issue 1 ... HERE LIES • • • Sincerity ... ... After Instagram ran over The Truth with a bus, then sexually harasses Decency and lobotomised Realism, it is with deepest existential horror that #TheyBeLike announces the final demise of Sincerity. ... A terrible fire tore through Joe’s chest of drawers on Friday night, and took with it his new plant “Mx Plant” and his collection of last breaths. Sincerity was pronounced dead on arrival as Joe took a selfie in front of Mx Plant’s charred remains captioned “Happy Birthday, not! Serious though - gutted #broyolo #lylt At least Mackie D is 24hr #silverlinings lol” ... #gaysbelike #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #satire #instragramhumour #humour #instagay #gaypride #lovegay #gayshoutout #comedian #parody #irony #laughoutloud #picoftheday #drole #humor #offensivememes #instalaugh #spoof #satiregram @tntbac @joethedouglas @vocla @pumpunderwear https://www.instagram.com/p/CTalEEjNG2O/?utm_medium=tumblr

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#TheyBeLike Issue 1 ... HERE LIES • • • Sincerity ... ... After Instagram ran over The Truth with a bus, then sexually harasses Decency and lobotomised Realism it is with deepest existential horror that #TheyBeLike announces the final demise of Sincerity. ... A terrible fire tore through Joe’s chest of drawers on Friday night, and took with it his new plant “Mx Plant” and his collection of last breaths. Sincerity was pronounced dead on arrival as Joe took a selfie in front of Mx Plant’s charred remains captioned “Happy Birthday, not! Serious though - gutted #broyolo #lylt At least Mackie D is 24hr #silverlinings lol” ... #gaysbelike #trynottobeacunt #joethedouglas #tntbac #bekind #mondaymantra #benicetoeachotherforfucksake #positivethinking #satire #instragramhumour #humour #instagay #gaypride #lovegay #gayshoutout #comedian #parody #irony #laughoutloud #picoftheday #drole #humor #offensivememes #instalaugh #spoof #satiregram @tntbac @joethedouglas @vocla @pumpunderwear https://www.instagram.com/p/CTalEEjNG2O/?utm_medium=tumblr