Manuel Neuer's Angry Expressions Appreciation Post
An anon requested to do an appreciation post for Manu’s angry expressions and whoops, here it is. It’s hard to choose if Manu is angry or simply focused on the match sometimes, so I only include pictures and gifs where I think he’s actually mad, annoyed or pissed. Enjoy :)
Never forget that one time a reporter said a goal by the opposing team was a clear goalkeeper error while it clearly wasn’t. (Manu: “Are you fucking kidding me?”)
Uhm… Camels definitely don’t like German guys?
Idek what happened here but he doesn’t look amused
And since angry Manu on the pitch is the best, here’s a short story for you:
“Did someone touch my Nutella?”
“GUYS, WHO TF TOUCHED IT???”
“Huh, what did you say? Cristiano?”
“That fucking dick.”
“DON’T TOUCH MY NUTELLA OR I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS”
“I stg I’ll kill him if he opened it and ate something”
“HE FUCKING OPENEND IT. HE ABUSED IT. MAY THE LORD BE WITH CRISTIANO”
“HELP ME MESUT!!!!1 PRTOECT IT LIKE YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD!!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DID IT AGAIN???”
“OMG I CAN’T WITH Y’ALL. YOU CAN’T EVEN PROTECT MY NUTELLA, LEAVE THE FUCKING PITCH”
“I’m leaving. I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.”
“Can you believe Cristiano touched my fucking Nutella, Kathrin?”
“Omfg Manu you’re so annyoing, it’s just Nutella.”
The End.