Give me the AU where Sims procrastinates burning Gerry's page until oops, the ritual pops off.
And now he is shuffling VERY quickly across the hellscapes with his boyfriend because somewhere out there is a tall, angry ginger with badly colored black hair that wants to put his boot up Jon's ass.
And it's not that he couldn't do something about it, but I mean... it's Gerry, isn't it. And Martin just keeps giving him strange looks and saying in THAT VOICE "Jon... aren't you going to introduce me to your... FRIEND?"












