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Ah! These three are wonderful.
who steals french fries off the other’s plateGenesis. He figures that if Seph and Ang don’t want him eating off their plates, they’ll say so, or stop him. They rarely do, so he helps himself. They know how much he needs to eat to keep his staggering MP reserves full (it’s a lot -- he has to eat the most out of all the Firsts as a result).
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a coupleIt was Genesis at first, but once Sephiroth realized how fun it was to do this, it’s usually him. He’ll also take Genesis or Angeal’s hand. Angeal always gets flustered and looks so pleased -- they’re not dating or anything, but knowing Gen and Seph wouldn’t be afraid to broadcast it to the world if they were makes him happy.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jailAngeal rescues both of them. Sometimes their fights escalate a little too far... sometimes Genesis does things that Sephiroth goes along with, to amuse himself...
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issuesGenesis is the advice guru. He likes to think he can solve any question about l’amour that Angeal or Sephiroth might encounter. In truth, though, he cannot...and he ends up in pickles himself sometimes. Angeal is very kind and understanding, and he really listens. Sephiroth’s advice is blunt and logical, but he says it all with either Genesis or Angeal’s best interests at heart.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyesAngeal. He’s the one who can get away with it. If Sephiroth was to do such a thing Genesis would get pissed as hell as their usual rivalry flares up. Genesis flat-out wouldn’t do it; he wants to beat Sephiroth fair and square. Angeal just really hates games and wants them over quick, so screw his honor -- he’s covering those eyes. (granted, if he covers both of theirs, he has no free hands to do any cheating, so sometimes he’ll resort to sneakier things).
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunkAngeal. As a kid he always wanted one, but his family couldn’t afford it. Genesis lets him have it. If the three of them were to cram into a bunk bed, Gen and Seph would sleep on the bottom -- two heavy men on the top might tip the thing over.
who starts and who wins the pillow fightsGenesis starts it, as he starts most fights between the three of them, and Angeal wins it after getting at least one fireball to the face. He’s good at putting an end to things. The room smells like burnt feathers. All three are weirdly horny and not making eye contact.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crushSephiroth, because he doesn’t give a fuck about being embarrassed, and seeing Genesis flush and lose his usual cool is so worth it. He only does it to Angeal when he’s feeling especially mean - the poor guy usually gets so flustered he can’t recover from the blunder. They get their revenge when they say something similar when Sephiroth is trying to be calm and suave in front of Zack’s trooper friend.... Cloud’s mortified expression and Sephiroth’s own beet-red face have his two best friends howling.
