#anhero

[roycen]

[sweatermuppet]

Chicken farming sounds cool as hell I’d watch a video on that

oh hell yea 😎

[skull-hole]

Seeing a lot of jokes about tumblr gold and paid posts... Is it finally time to delete my blog?

[alric-rahl-the-original]

Alric Rahl, [26.09.20 08:45]

During a break or lunch find a large gathering of your fellow employees, as soon as you enter the room say loudly 'Hey Faggot' take a quick look around and then say 'From the visual inspection of those that looked at me when I said 'hey faggot ' our queer quota has easily been met, thank you.

Alric Rahl, [26.09.20 09:16]

Then stand back and whiteness one of nature's miracles; The Chain Aneurysm.

Mr. Steal , [26.09.20 09:49]

[In reply to Alric Rahl]

Sadly as much as I want to do that I'd be fired.

Alric Rahl, [26.09.20 10:53]

Hey its no problem! I work hard to make sure half the advice I give is as lethal to the user as it is to the target/targets!

Mr. Steal , [26.09.20 10:54]

Only half?

Alric Rahl, [26.09.20 10:58]

Yep, Yin/Wang sorta thing. Too much Kevorkian flavor to advice leaves you with less entertainment.

[alric-rahl-the-original]

You won’t be coming Back

If you yearn for the cold uncaring embrace of Death take a moment to contact Redshirt Temp Agency.   We only accepted the most dangerous, life threatening 'You want to be teabagged by Death' temporary contracts.   No longer do you have to plan, stress and worry over the best ways to suck start a 12 gauge. Just follow orders and leave the rest to us.

[cr33pstar]

The self destructive man.

I was graced with life But always longed for death I strove a strained for strife Waiting with baited breath

I had the world in the palm of my hand All I could ever want But it slips through like grains of sand Because my darkness loves to flaunt

I give my all with honest intent Knowing its never easy The pain is always inward meant And I’ll kill myself if need be

For all that I have done And all I’ll ever do Know that I’m the self destructive man And I never meant to hurt you

[summerlungsmusic]

Major update to the website courtesy of Gavin. Prominent links to curated multi genre Spotify and soundcloud playlists, the banner is bigger, the #anhero clock is up...