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Ren: Martyn, you look so handsome in that GigaSuit, dude. Oh my goodness.

Sausage: Oh he's so handsome, it's crazy!

Martyn: Right? I threw it on as I came over.

Ren: Woof! Man! Someone fan me down!

Sausage: You did a great job. (laughs)

Ren: Damn!

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Cupcake poisoning question transcript below cut:

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Ren: Nice one, Cleo. Nice one. Martyn!

Martyn: Hello!

Ren: A question from Joyce, and a weird one, sir. Are you ready?

Martyn: Hit me with it.

Ren: "Martyn—who in the room would you deem most likely to poison a cupcake and give it to you?"

Martyn: Ooooo.

Cub: (simultaneously) Ooooo.

Ren: Hmmmm!

Martyn: (pointing to Cleo) You'd want to instill more fear in me if you were gonna kill me. Jono's got that smile. He would grin at me while I'm taking a bite.

Jevin: Look at—he just looks devious.

Cub: True.

Martyn: (pointing to Cub) You'd know the science behind poisoning me, I'm pretty sure.

Cub: Also true.

Jevin: I would end up poisoning myself.

(All laugh)

Martyn: I was about to say, you're a goofy guy.

Jevin: Yeah, yeah!

Martyn: But would you do it, Ren?

Ren: Well that is the question.

Martyn: You—this is a "doomed in every universe" situation again.

Jevin: Yeah.

Cub: Mhm.

Martyn: But I think you like—you prefer more brutality. Imma go with Cub! I think Cub's got the science and smarts to take me out, one hundred percent!

Cub: Oh wow! Okay!

Ren: (laughs)

Jono: (laughs)

Jevin: That makes sense! That tracks!

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Ren and Martyn on Cleo's stream

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Ren: Cleo!

Cleo: Hi!

Ren: (singing) I just won TCG!

Martyn: You did win it?

Ren: (still singing) I just won TCG!

Martyn: You wanted to win that so bad as well.

Cleo: You won TCG?!

Ren: Dude I was sweating, that was scary!

Cleo: What did you win with? What deck? Tell me everything!

Ren: Oh! Um, hold on. Oh this is gonna make you so happy, actually!

Cleo: Please!

Ren: The best deck in the entire game—Hello! ZombieCleo-Welsknight PVP!

Cleo: YES! PVP deck!

Ren: Cleo knows, Cleo knows!

Cleo: Easy streams, easy mode deck. Martyn, it's an easy mode deck.

Ren: Why are you covered in like, post-it notes?

Cleo: Well, if you'd been in any plane and I could have gotten your signature, you would know that I'm collecting everyone's signature. But you don't, you go out and you leave me! And I'm alone in that room with all my friends. (Cleo laughs)

Martyn: You just think about yourself and it's selfish!

Cleo: How selfish are you, Ren!

Martyn: Find a sticky note and get back to your life!

Ren: Okay, okay, I'll find a dang sticky note!

Martyn: Clearly you don't need us!

Ren: Jeez! Okay!

Cleo: (laughs)

Ren: Love you, Cleo!

Cleo: Love you too!

Ren: Oh, do I get to stick this on you as well?

Martyn: You do!

Cleo: Yes. Uhh, there's sellotape down in my feet somewhere.

Martyn: You need it, yeah.

Ren: Oh, yeah.

Martyn: Am I still on there, I wonder if I've fallen off. Here, let me check.

Ren: Um, okay, lets see. I'm going to stick myself... (Ren makes a face) Uhh.

Cleo: Where are you going to stick yourself, Ren? (Cleo and Ren laugh)

Martyn: (teasingly) Finish the sentence.

Cleo: (also teasingly) You started, so you'll finish!

Martyn: C'mo—No! (following Ren) No! Stop! Hey! You come back here and you finish that sentence. Say it on camera!

Cleo: (laughing) I'm so glad that it's the three of us in a corridor alone. Cause no one else would have said that!

Martyn: Right!

Ren: Umm, lets see. I'm just gonna—I'm just gonna have myself dangling off of your... screen.

Martyn: Screen! Screen, okay.

Cleo: That tickles, Ren! You have to be very careful where you're placing things.

Martyn: So I have fallen off since earlier, so I'll sellotape this time.

Cleo: Oh, okay, cool.

Ren: You should dangle on the other side!

Martyn: Yeah, sounds good.

Cleo: So I've got Ren and Martyn dangling off my face, is what you're telling me?

Ren: Yeah, yeah, you can't, you can't actually— (Ren laughs) You can't see the danglage, but it's gonna be double danglage happening.

Cleo: Is it now?

Martyn: Cleo's getting bangs!

Cleo: I do appreciate the dangle. (Cleo snorts) It's late, it's nearly 2am. I can't.

Ren: (laughs) That's awesome! I'm going to take a picture of that for you, that's, uh, that's beautiful.

Cleo: Please, please do! I need that picture! Who else do I need? Chat who else do I need? I need...

Martyn: You definitely still needed Scar, right?

Ren: Yeah, I think so.

Cleo: Definitely still need Scar. I think I may need Joe as well.

Martyn: Yeah.

Ren: Okay, I am gonna go, because apparently I'm getting slapped in the face with a tortilla.

Martyn: I think I am at some point, so I'm gonna get you to Scar, and then I'll be coming back.

Cleo: Cool! Cool.

Martyn: Lets do it!

Cleo: I can help Scar do whatever Scar is doing. Which is...

Ren: Okay, awesome. Bye Cleo!

Cleo: I'll see ya! Enjoy the tortilla! Bye!

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Ren: (laughs) That was extremely agile! By Martyn. Guys, isn't Martyn looking amazing by the way? You need to head over to his stream at some point and let him know how good he's looking, he's looking so handsome.

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Martyn: Oop! Do I need to put my blindfold on now? Where's my blindfold? Yeah, sorry—

Ren: Um, by the way chat, I made this blindfold. Okay? I tried to channel—

Martyn: I don't know if it's gonna work, I'm just gonna put it on straight away.

Ren: I tried to channel what I think was best for Martyn.

Martyn: I'm gonna listen to what they're saying.

Ren: If that is not the perfect Martyn mask, I don't know what is. Hold on, my friend, let me adjust your eyeballs. Okay. Perfect! Look at that! (laughs) It's glorious, dude. You look incredible!

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Martyn: (about Ren) I mean, dude's been away for Christmas and then some. I think he just kinda wants to get back to, uhh, to doing his thing. I think he's got some hermit-y things to catch up on.

Sausage: Oh yeah, he has a lot of hermit stuff coming back from eating all that braai. I can't believe all those pictures, I saw that food, man, that thing looked delicious.

Martyn: Oh, dude. I think he looked delicious, are you kidding me?

Sausage: Ohh, he looked hot! Did you see him in the water? Whew!

Martyn: He—Comin' out the sea! Bro.

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"Martyn is just a wonderful human being who I am very, very fond of."

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Ren, Jono, False, and Martyn's music jam from the 2026 Hermitcraft Charity Stream! (feat. a bit of Oli!)