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Cupcake poisoning question transcript below cut:

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Ren: Nice one, Cleo. Nice one. Martyn!

Martyn: Hello!

Ren: A question from Joyce, and a weird one, sir. Are you ready?

Martyn: Hit me with it.

Ren: "Martyn—who in the room would you deem most likely to poison a cupcake and give it to you?"

Martyn: Ooooo.

Cub: (simultaneously) Ooooo.

Ren: Hmmmm!

Martyn: (pointing to Cleo) You'd want to instill more fear in me if you were gonna kill me. Jono's got that smile. He would grin at me while I'm taking a bite.

Jevin: Look at—he just looks devious.

Cub: True.

Martyn: (pointing to Cub) You'd know the science behind poisoning me, I'm pretty sure.

Cub: Also true.

Jevin: I would end up poisoning myself.

(All laugh)

Martyn: I was about to say, you're a goofy guy.

Jevin: Yeah, yeah!

Martyn: But would you do it, Ren?

Ren: Well that is the question.

Martyn: You—this is a "doomed in every universe" situation again.

Jevin: Yeah.

Cub: Mhm.

Martyn: But I think you like—you prefer more brutality. Imma go with Cub! I think Cub's got the science and smarts to take me out, one hundred percent!

Cub: Oh wow! Okay!

Ren: (laughs)

Jono: (laughs)

Jevin: That makes sense! That tracks!

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Treebark Duet

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Ren: (laughs) That was extremely agile! By Martyn. Guys, isn't Martyn looking amazing by the way? You need to head over to his stream at some point and let him know how good he's looking, he's looking so handsome.

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"Martyn is just a wonderful human being who I am very, very fond of."

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Ren, Jono, False, and Martyn's music jam from the 2026 Hermitcraft Charity Stream! (feat. a bit of Oli!)

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Ren shows Martyn his Charizard skin for MCC

(thank you FluffyFun64 for clipping this!)

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Martyn stealing a Ren stamp and sending him mail on the Hermitcraft server.

[ From the 4/6/24 Hermitcraft Charity Stream ]

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Ren: I mean... at this rate I feel like it'll be much more fun trying to kill some people. Especially those greens—except for Martyn, obviously.