@animalcontrols. ( sc. )
“i don’t really know what it is, but, uh, i do know they’re making a mess of the ship.”
it’s a porg. he’s holding a porg. somehow, a small society of them has begun to form aboard the millennium falcon. the problem is that a resistance ship is no place for wild animals to be roaming around. syberius nolastname cannot keep cleaning up after these porgs. these porgs are distracting him from cleaning up the rest of the ship, which doesn’t seem to have seen a broom or a washcloth in about twenty years. something must be done about these porgs.














