Apr 11, 2024
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My boi Ono has memory issues.
not enough people are using the silence spell for fun reasons in bg3 fanfic and i’ll solve that problem my goddamn self
Animate Object
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Artist: Greg Staples TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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Party is captured by crime boss.
Party being lead to interrogation room.
Party told "put all weapons on table"
Wizard has so many fucking knives and mo one is sure why.
Like, dumpy old man in robe take 3minute finding 20+ knives he puts on table, apologizing the whole time.
Party also puts their weapons kn table.
Wizard's player is smart and took a feat to have meta magic and get "subtle spell" so they can cast a spell with mo verbal or somatic components.
The turntables, because party is now in said "put weapons on table" room and minimum 6 weapons become animated and now the guards are outnumbered.
Wizard snaps and says "Checkmate, knave" and uses mage hand to give themselves a congratulatory slap on the ass.
1. Have rope and ability to cast "Rope Trick" spell. The material component for this spell is a rope, so that kinda goes w/o saying.
2. Use "use rope" skill to tie a noose at end of rope.
3. Cast "animate object" on rope and have it make grapple checks to get the noose around the boss's neck.
4. Upon a success, get up there and dispel "animate object" as a free action because your next spell only works on non magical rope.
5. Cast "rope trick" on said rope. Now being around boss's neck, it will retract into an extra dimensional space within the time of your turn.
5. Pull out wand of invisibility and poof out of sight while maintaining concentration on rope trick to hold boss there.
5. Party takes care of minions and etc before time runs out on spell.
6 [optional]. If time allows, set up a table and a spot of tea at which to discuss the terms of said bad boss's surrender while party is sitting in readied spaces to end them should they decide not to settle matters amicably and peacefully.
7. [MANDATORY] When the boss poofs out of exrradimensional space of "rope trick" and falls, have said wizard say to said boss
"Ponder my orb, knave" to establish dominance.
Talking Golf Ball
This story went through several revisions before I decided to make it a one-shot.
FictionPress link: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3366226/1/Talking-Golf-Ball