The Super Mario Bros Movie | Bloopers, Gag Reel
Despite the success of the Super Mario Bros Movie, one question remains: Are there any behind-the-scenes clips? If so, where are they?! As your writer, I am here to announce that there are no behind-the-scenes clips. However, I have received a collection of bloopers and gag reels from a third party. With this knowledge, I have written out the blooper scenes to the best of my ability. Here they are in their final form!
This fanfic was suggested by an anonymous user on Tumblr! This AMAZING idea is fully theirs, and they deserve all the credit. It was incredibly fun to write, and I hope you thoroughly enjoy!
“And ACTION!”
The King penguin pointed to Bowser and the army. “ATTACK!” A little smirk filled his beak as the army of penguins charged at Bowser’s army. Each penguin made snowballs and threw them at Bowser, hoping to take him down.
But the camera zoomed out, revealing Bowser’s size and the snowballs’ damage (or lack of) to the large turtle.
Suddenly, someone from the background bursted out laughing! The penguins stopped their attack and turned to the camera, while Bowser looked to the camera and bursted out in bellow-y laughter.
The king penguin’s serious acting broke into laughter of his own, as he rubbed his beak with his flipper. “Lakitu!” The king penguin reacted, looking at the camera and chuckling.
“Sorry!” Lakitu replied. “I couldn’t help it!” He admitted.
“Let’s try again.” Someone else said.
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
“Good luck running a business with this IDIOT-” Spike threw the napkin at Luigi.
Mario reached his arm to catch it, but ended up missing it. The napkin bapped Luigi in the forehead, making Luigi freeze and widen his eyes in shock.
“Dang it, I missed.” Mario said, laughing a bit.
“Let’s go again.”
[ATTEMPT 2]
“Good luck running a business with this IDIOT-” Spike threw the napkin at Luigi.
Mario reached his arm out to catch it, and ended up punching the napkin straight out of frame.
Luigi doubled over and bursted out laughing. “KAY! OH!” Luigi shouted.
Mario laughed a bit as well. “That’s one way to save you.” He reacted, gently punching his brother’s shoulder.
“Let’s go one more time.”
[ATTEMPT 3]
“Good luck running a business with this IDIOT-” Spike threw the napkin at Luigi.
Mario caught it this time, and squeezed it. “Say that again about my brother, and you’re gonna regret it.” He warned, throwing it back at Spike.
Spike widened his eyes as the napkin hit him in the head, before looking at Mario. “Oh yeah?” He reacted, getting up from his chair, and revealing his massive height compared to Mario’s size. He tried to pick up Mario, but accidentally ripped the denim strap right off his overalls!
“...Whoops!” Spike reacted, before awkwardly giving the strap back to Mario.
Mario chuckled as he held up the ripped strap. “Can I get a wardrobe change, please?” He asked.
“On it!”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
The camera was turned on early, to reveal the crew putting together the Mario family dining room set.
Luigi looked like he was trying to prevent himself from drooling. “Come on, Lindsey. Just one piece?” Luigi asked, reaching for the bowl of garden salad.
Lindsey slapped Luigi’s hand away. “Nope. No touching.” She replied as she placed the salad on the table.
Luigi flapped his hand to take away the slight pain. “Ow…” He muttered.
“You too, Mario.” Lindsey said while walking away.
Luigi turned to look at Mario, and threw his head back with a wheeze.
The camera zoomed in, to reveal Mario with his mouth full of mushrooms along with a shocked look on his face. “Whath?!” Mario asked through his mouthful of mushrooms, visibly confused. His attempt to speak would make a mushroom fall out of his mouth and onto the plate, making laughter erupt from the rest of the crew.
Papa Mario is seen rolling his eyes with a chuckle. “I thought you weren’t supposed to like mushrooms?” He mentioned.
Mario swallowed. “Can’t relate. Mushrooms are delicious.” He replied.
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Mario gazed at the huge mushrooms that filled the area. He looked down at one of the shorter mushrooms with innocent curiosity, before looking over at one of the blue mushrooms. He reached out to grab it.
“OOGA BOOGA-” Kamek suddenly appeared from behind the mushroom.
Mario let out an ungodly shriek and fell to the ground. “HOLY MAMA-” He reacted.
Everyone else bursted out laughing, while Mario rubbed the back of his head and chuckled himself.
[ATTEMPT 2]
Mario gazed at the huge mushrooms that filled the area. He looked down at one of the shorter mushrooms with innocent curiosity, before looking over at one of the blue mushrooms. He reached out to grab it.
“DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM-”
“aAAH!” Mario fumbled backwards…only for someone to grab his sides!
“BOO!” That person shouted at him.
Mario shrieked and hugged himself. “LUIGI!” Mario shouted, before falling onto the ground nearby.
Luigi snickered playfully. “We gotcha good!” He teased, before walking up to Toad. “High five!” Luigi raised his hand up to Toad.
“High-five!” Toad declared, high-fiving him back.
“Let’s focus please, boys. We’re almost done.”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Mario sprinted up to Peach, reaching his arm out. Peach reached out with her hand as well, providing her a potential chance to help the newcomer.
…Only for Peach to throw Mario over her head and onto the ground.
Mario grunted in slight pain, before getting up and grabbing his hat. “Princess! I-”
Mario yelped as he was tackled by a blue security guard toad, followed by a green security guard toad, and a yellow security guard toad. Mario was supposed to let out screams of pain…but the cast heard something completely different.
“waHAIT! BAHAhaha! N-Noho fahahair! HAHAHA!”
Peach’s face turned to shock, before trying not to laugh at the circumstance herself. “Wehell…that’s one way to take down an intruder…” She mentioned.
A few of the other cast members could be heard laughing as they watched from behind the camera.
“CUT!”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
“What is your name?” Bowser asked, spinning Luigi as he floated in Kamek’s power.
“Uh…Luigi.” He replied nervously, trying to see Bowser as he spun.
Bowser looked at him as Luigi’s spinning slowed to look at him. “Not sure if you know who I am, But I’m about to marry a princess and rule the world.” He said, before sheathing his claws.
“Wow uh…” Luigi felt as his chin was lifted with Bowser’s claw. “Hehe…” He awkwardly chuckled. “Yaaay…” He said next.
“But there’s one problem, Luigi.” Bowser dragged his finger up and off Luigi’s chin.
Luigi yelped and threw his head to the side. “aAHa!” Luigi muttered.
Bowser stopped acting and stared at him. “What?” He asked, confused.
“Sssorry…” Luigi admitted.
“What happened?” Peach could be heard behind the camera.
“I don’t know. He just sorta…squeaked.”
“Alright. Let’s go for take 2.”
[TAKE 2]
Bowser looked at him as Luigi’s spinning slowed to look at him. “Not sure if you know who I am, But I’m about to marry a princess and rule the world.” He said, before sheathing his claws.
“Wow uh…” Luigi curled his neck in, snorting as he anticipated the chin touch. “Sohorry, this is really embarrassing.” He muttered.
Bowser chuckled. “You’re sensitive too, huh?” He asked, lifting Luigi’s chin and scratching under it a slight bit more.
Luigi squeaked and let out almost a girly giggle as he tried to hide his chin. “NoO!” He reacted. “Ohokay, maybe a little.” He admitted next.
“Another take?” Bowser asked, looking behind the camera.
“Let’s go again.”
[TAKE 3]
Bowser looked at him as Luigi’s spinning slowed to look at him. “Not sure if you know who I am, But I’m about to marry a princess and rule the world.” He said, before sheathing his claws.
“Wow uh…” Luigi jumped as the claw touched down on his chin. “eeEEhe!” Luigi squeaked.
Bowser paused for a moment, before attempting to continue. “But there’s one problem, Luigi.” Bowser dragged his finger up and off Luigi’s chin.
Luigi snorted right away. “Ohmygod-This is so hard!” He reacted, visibly embarrassed.
Bowser rolled his eyes and laughed a bit before looking off camera. “Is he always this sensitive?” Bowser asked.
“His neck is his biggest weakness.” You could somewhat hear Mario say behind the camera.
“But I’m not even touching his neck.” Bowser poked his chin again. “I’m up near his chin.” He explained.
Luigi kept squeaking and giggling.
“Chin is included.” Mario said.
Bowser sighed with a chuckle. “How about…Instead of dragging my finger up like this…” Bowser did exactly what he said, making giggles and a snort erupt from Luigi’s mouth. “I’ll just remove it from below.” He suggested.
“Sohohounds goohood.” Luigi replied.
“Okay. We have it figured out now?”
“Yup, I think so.” Bowser replied.
“Alright. Take 3.”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
“We’re best friends.” The toad told Peach.
“But are we?” Mario asked, lifting his hands up as he raised his shoulders.
Toad lifted his finger up, quieting him. “Don’t worry.” He turned to look at Peach. “I…will…protect you.” He said in a lower voice than usual.
Peach knelt down to his level. “A toad brave enough to join me.” She said with a proud smile.
“I fear nothing.” He declared.
“Pfff-Pfft-”
Toad and Peach both turned their heads towards the tittering noise. Peach looked surprised, while Toad still had his brave facial expression on his face.
It was Mario, who was out of the camera’s view. He had his fist on his mouth, slightly red in the face as he tried not to laugh. Mario took in a big breath and let it out. “Sorry, sorry. It’s just-” Mario giggled.
Toad narrowed his beady eyes slightly and smirked. “I’m Batman.” He said before laughing.
Mario bursted out laughing at that line. “Yeah, that! You sound like Batman!” Mario admitted.
“I like the voice. If Mario can keep it together, we’ll use it.”
Toad fistbumped the air, going back to his cute side. “Yay!”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Mario pulled up in his little kart at the starting line. Peach pulled up in her motorcycle right beside him, looking at Mario with a smirk. But then, a set of large wheels rolled up beside Mario, making Mario and Peach look up in shock.
It was little old Toad, in a gigantic monster truck, and glasses to complete the look!
Peach was the first one to break. “PFFTAAAHAHAHAHA-!” Peach slapped her motorcycle handle as she laughed rather loudly.
Mario bursted out in laughter next. “Ihihi dihidn’t know he was gonna come out like that!” He admitted, leaning back with more laughter.
The rest of the crew both on, and off screen could be heard laughing as well. Peach was letting out fits of giggles by this point. “Meehee neither!” Peach admitted.
“Ahalight. Do we have our giggles out now?” The director asked.
Mario put his index finger up as he pulled himself together. “Yeah, I think.” He replied. “Another take, I assume?”
“One more take, then we’ll compare shots.”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Peach and Mario were leading the Jungle kingdom members on the rainbow road. “Is there anything like this in your world?” Peach asked.
“WHAT?!” Mario yelled back.
Peach brought her motorcycle closer. “IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN YOUR WORLD?!” Peach yelled, leaning her motorcycle closer to Mario so he could hear her words.
Mario laughed. “No! We don’t drive on rainbows.” Mario admitted.
“What are you gonna tell me next?! That the turtles aren’t evil?!” Peach asked next.
“No, no! They’re usually pets!” Mario admitted.
Peach was taken aback by this. “No WAY!” She reacted.
“Yeah, come to Brooklyn! I’ll buy you a turtle!” Mario told her.
Peach giggled. “Maybe I will~!” Peach said.
Donkey Kong honked his horn and drove up beside Peach. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST KISS!” Donkey Kong yelled.
Mario widened his eyes and visibly blushed.
Meanwhile, Peach just laughed. “That’s not your line!” She yelled at him.
“It’s NOT?!” Donkey Kong asked.
“NO! YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT FLIRTING!” Peach yelled to him.
“OH YEAH! I FORGOT!” He admitted. “SORRY!” He yelled. “AGAIN?”
“LET’S TRY AGAIN!”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Peach was driving upside down when 2 Koopa turtles came up to her from behind. Noticing the koopas, Peach frowned at the one on the right, before kicking that same Koopa turtle in the face.
She drifted her motorcycle back and hit the left Koopa turtle straight off the track. The left Koopa’s kart rolled backwards, causing a missile to launch.
Though the missile was supposed to pass right beside Peach, the missile ended up hitting Peach! “aAAAAH!” Peach shouted, as the missile dragged her off the rainbow track and into the dark abyss below!
Mario turned his head towards the screaming princess from another track. “PRINCESS!” Mario shouted, reaching his arm out. He lowered his arm and looked at the camera as Peach disappeared. “Uh…I guess I’m marrying the king now?” He joked with a chuckle.
This made Lakitu, along with some of the Jungle Kingdom army, burst out laughing on and off camera. Luigi’s laughter could most instinctively be heard from behind the camera.
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
Luigi walked up to Mario with two cups of coffee. He handed Mario his red cup with the letter M on it, before clinking the mugs together. Luigi placed his left hand under his cup, and carefully took a sip of the coffee.
Mario took a sip of his coffee as well, before making a face of disgust. “Eugh…What the-” Mario looked down at the coffee before looking at Luigi.
Luigi was laughing a bit. “Is it that bad?!” He asked.
“Dude…” Mario widened his eyes and opened his mouth, before breathing somewhat heavily. “Lu-?! What’d you put in it?!” Mario yelled, huffing with worry and pain as he fanned his mouth with his hand before sprinting off frame with his cup of ‘coffee’.
Luigi burst out laughing and put his own coffee on a nearby table so he could laugh harder. “Nohothing!” Luigi replied.
“LIAR!” Mario shouted from off camera.
Luigi smirked as he pulled something out of his overalls. “Whaaat? I didn’t put aaanything in your coffee!” He said sarcastically, showing the crew the bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce he had in his hand.
Mario must’ve seen the hot sauce in his hand…because in no time at all, Mario had run back into frame. “LUIGI!” He shouted, tackling Luigi to the ground and taking the hot sauce out of his hand. “Gimme this!” He took the lid off it and shoved it into his brother’s mouth before squeezing the bottle, putting about 2 tablespoons of hot sauce into his brother’s mouth. “Your turn, Gigetto.” Mario said with an evil smirk on his face.
Luigi’s eyes widened as the hot sauce filled his mouth. He yelped and swallowed instinctively. “Mario-” He reacted, before shrieking and huffing himself as the hot sauce took over his mouth. “MARIO-!” Luigi shouted, sprinting off-screen. “HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT!” He shouted all the way off the set.
Lakitu turned the camera, to reveal the set piece behind their ‘bedroom’. Luigi was grabbing the closest carton from inside the fridge, and gulping it right out of the carton.
“Luigi, that’s cream!” Papa Mario said.
Luigi ignored him, taking a few more gulps before lowering the carton. “Close enough.” He replied, huffing.
Everyone else was laughing while Papa Mario was rubbing the top of his nose. “Sorry director. They’ve had a long day.” Papa Mario admitted.
“It’s fine. One more take should be good. CUT!”
[NO SIGNAL BEEP]
