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[lxttleking]

"Regulus, you're not safe anymore. I told you to leave -- the longer you stay, the harder it'll be for the both of us." Percival backs up, leaving ample space between the two of them. "I'm too dangerous, don't you understand that?"

Regulus crossed his arms and glared at the older man, standing his ground.  He wasn’t moving an inch.  He wasn’t going to leave Percival alone when he would be in pain from the transformation and likely hurting himself for being locked up.  “I’m not going anywhere,” he replied shaking his head defiantly.  “I can protect myself.  I’m not helpless, I can take care of myself, Percival.  Now shut up, I’m staying whether you like it or not.”

[scarreddreams]

@anirishman XX

Oh, Jerry was livid. So much so that a long forgotten accent – Irish in origin – was beginning to bleed through. “That’s because you were acting like a fuckin’ idiot! What the hell was that, huh!?” He’s in the corner of the room, vibrating with barely contained fury. It’s not really aimed at Charlie – but at the people who did this to Charlie. “That hunter was after me, not you. Why in the bloody fucking hell did you jump in front of me? That stake was meant to go through me, not you.”

Charlie gave him a cheery, slightly drugged smile, looking bright from his spot in the hospital bed. “That was me protecting you!” His anger is muted, driven into a bit of cheery rage by the meds given to him. He would be much more angry at the hunter who’d been after Jerry otherwise. “To protect you. Because you obviously weren’t planning on getting out of his way, so I had to get in it.”

[magiccaretaker]

anirishman replied to your post “How come no one talks about the fact that Jacob is probably going to...”

I actually thought about this too. But I also figured that Newt would do his best to help keep him open (perhaps anonymously) and leave more occamy shell and such to keep the bakery open.

See, that seems too unrealistic for me. Pretty much everyone was devastated by the Great Depression. It would be very suspicious to see one random bakery be able to survive that. It would draw unwanted/unneeded attention. Along with the fact that no one would be able to afford anything he sells.

At least he had a good run while it lasted.

[wandchoosesthewizard]

@anirishman

Were it not for his surroundings - he might have given the impression of a king - his expression haughty and bored as he sat in the cells of MACUSA. They had done very little with him - save for disarming him - and left him alone seemingly to go mad. 

He could leave if he wanted if he tried - that he was sure of. Seraphina had said they’d try to hold him, and she had been right about trying. But he wasn’t trying. And perhaps - perhaps he was only playing into the hand of Percival Graves - perhaps his curiosity was getting the better of him, but he wanted to know. He wanted to know if the mans promised vision of seeing him captured was true. 

It was risking death - for they would surely execute him soon. It was a stupid delay - a tactic Percy had used, a seed laid in his mind, to help them hold onto him longer - but his curiosity had long been a glaring flaw he’d chosen to indulge. 

Or - hearing footsteps coming from out of the dark - maybe it had been true. He turned his head, to better see who was coming to visit him, curiosity playing across his face. 

[newton-af-scamander]

@anirishman​ I have compiled our Jurassic world talk as its going to get lost in discord. Was going to save in drafts but figured ill post it so that you can see it too. The bold is Andy, regular is me. cut out a lot of stuff, like my really bad joke or us just going yessssssss

I can totally see Newt having a pack of friendly raptors

Percival is the ruggedly handsome dude who works with the herbivores. They meet when a baby triceratops breaks free and suddenly Newt is "holy hell who is that gorgeous creature and where can I get one" 

Is Newt talking about the Dino or Graves who comes after it "I know how to plesiosaur a man. "

Snorts Graves is flustered and has no idea what to do with this flirty redhead who is suddenly following him around

Newt showing off by riding by on his raptor "she's not quite a magic carpet, but ill show you a whole new world" Newt calls as he rides by on his raptor I can see it with Percival bending over to grab something and Newt is leaning on the fence to the trike pen, watching. And he just whistles and shouts over "you put the ass in Jurassic" And Percival is flustered and tells Newt to take a hike Newt just smiles all big and dopey and jumps off the fence. He'll be back tomorrow they both know it When Newt finally gets Percival to go on a date they have a picnic with the T Rex cause Newt is like bbfs with frank And Percival is like holy shit that's a t Rex you are petting And raptor rides through the plains Watching a baby Dino hatch together Newt would be so cute saying pickup lines.  Like head ducked, face red but that cute, playful smile on his face This beautiful Dino runs into his jurisdiction followed by a fine specimen of man. He'd probably start with "if you were a dinosaur you'd be a tyrano-gorgeous rex" When all Graves did was come over to introduce e himself after they manage to get the baby trike backHaha how do you think he would react to that line?

He'd stop, stare while his ears turned red, and then stutter as he tries to introduce himself, lmao

Oh my god Newt would be so pleased with himself And also probably like, shocked that it worked. Because most people just think his lines are annoying Well semi worked

Graves is in l o v e but refuses to give Newt the satisfaction of winning him over right away. Homeboy has to work for it.

Work for it he will Hes got plenty more lines and cheesy jokes to tell him Every day without fail he wanders over to Graves area to greet his dinosaurs and tell Graves a joke or a pickup line

And most of the time it's enough to make Graves' mood much better and he comes to anticipate when Newt would arrive and make himself look nice before he does.

So This is one Percy might use but it could be mean but Newt would probably know he's not serious, I mean the guy had to have looked this one up What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?  A dino-bore. Or or! Graves says the joke but Newt blurts the answer cause he already knows them all and they both laugh

Graves snorts and rolls his eyes but hes smiliiiiing

Newt tells Graves that he is dino-mite Or giving him super goofy Dino valentines I found some great trike puns cause Newt would use those for sure since Graves works with baby trikes Since they have uniforms, I can see newt like going up to Graves and being all, do you know what our shirts are made of?  And Graves is like, probably cotton? And Newt is like, nah I think mine is boyfriend material  freaking love that one hahaha And because they work at an amusement park, I can see him using this one too Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. One time he just follows Graves around for a while until Graves is like, don't you have work to do? And Newt is like my parents always told me to follow my dreams.Time FUCKI KNOW EXACTLY HOW NEWT WILL INTRODUCE HIMSELF!! I'm newton scamander.  People call me Newt, but you can call me tonight Winks Hands Percy his phone number

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

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[rinnahtheskinchanger]

@anirishman continued from [ x ]

Rinnah thanked him for the compliment, though there was a little pout that followed. “I though I was being pretty clever, really, with that ‘all-nighter’ bit...considering you’re a vampire. It was actually my way of tipping you off that I know.” She shrugged, and the smile came back quickly enough, “Though I must admit that my cleverness doesn’t always hit the mark. The name’s Rinnah, by the way. Don’t have to tell you that I’m not human, I don’t think, since your nose is probably as good as mine.”

[kiantrev]

"Kian?" Jerry sauntered through the door, looking for the sweet human he'd become so attached to the last few months. "I'm here, and I brought wine and a few movies. Also, ice cream."

The young caretaker was grooming his cat with it's brush, said animal purring a mile on his lap. It's a rare Saturday night for Kieran where he could return home before dark. "Oh, Jerry! I didn't hear you come in," Kieran smiles brightly, letting his cat hop and saunter off. After brushing fur off his pants, he comes over to the man, wrapping his arms around him fondly. "You know you shouldn't have," he says softly with a smile.