[MSG:] I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Maybe I should become a lesbian.
[MSG:] if youre lesbian i call dibs
[MSG:] just saying
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[MSG:] I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Maybe I should become a lesbian.
[MSG:] if youre lesbian i call dibs
[MSG:] just saying
[MSG:] I’m fucking your brother right now.
[MSG:] annie!
[MSG:] that's awful
[MSG:] I can’t remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
[MSG:] Do you need help? Are you okay?
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Dear whatever,
I wish a piano would slip from its ropes cartoon-style and flatten you. You have a nice face. Just kidding-- did you get that shit from the bottom of a shoe? You make me gag a little bit each time I see you. You should go on a submarine trip for the next twenty years. Someday I will see your mugshot posted on the news, probably. You + me = never gonna happen. If I saw you now I’d turn around. I want to avoid you. I would build a tiny cell just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be nothing at all, because why the hell would I ever sing you a song? We could fight to the death under the stars.
Love Have fun in hell,Kendall(P.S. what happens if someone feeds you after midnight?)
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Dear Annabel,
I wish I'd just never met you. You have a nice way of not taking an apology when someone fucking means it. You make me so tired of fighting, but yet I know you're too far gone down the road that you're on, it wouldn't matter. You should just get the fuck over yourself. Someday I will finally be free of you, you vapid, senseless bitch. You + me = two people who will probably never get over one stupid fight. If I saw you now I’d walk the fuck away, because you're just not worth it. I want to do anything but be around you. If I could sing you any song it would be Bad Blood. We could do absolutely nothing under the stars. Love, Charlie(P.S.I'll swallow my pride if you do.)
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Dear Annabel,
I hope you find someone who's good to you. You have a nice way of picking shit heads, but you deserve so much more. You make me sad that someone so awesome doesn't realize just how great she is. You should stop with the bullshit (AKA Dean Grace) and focus on you being a bad ass bitch. Someday I will see you end up with some guy who actually treats you well, and I won't have to kick his ass. You + me = Good friends. If I saw you now I’d buy you a hot dog or something and we could talk shit out. I want to protect you, because you remind me of my little sisters and if I weren't here, I'd hope someone else was. If I could sing you any song it would be Flavor of the Week (Cause Grace ain't shit). We could eat grilled cheese sandwiches under the stars. Love, Alec (P.S. Seriously, let me know if you need me to kick his ass. I'll do it.)
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Dear Annie,
I miss you. You have a nice smile. You make me angry, but long for the past. You should get your life together. You have a lot of potential, and you're better than you think. Someday I will forgive you. You + me = former best friends. If I saw you now I’d be nice to you. I want to try to be friends with you again someday. I would build a time machine just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Don't Speak. We could sit silently under the stars. Love, Addison(P.S. I'm sorry too.)
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Dear Annabel,
I love you. You have a nice ass (and brush stroke). You make me not feel so lonely in this crazy, mixed up town. You should dye your hair red again. That was a good time. Someday I will show you how much you really mean to me. You + me = best friends forever. If I saw you now I’d hug the shit out of you and probably kiss you because why not? I want to model for you again. I would build a whole city just for us. If I could sing you any song it would be Count On Me because I want you to know that you can count on me. We could trip out together under the stars. Love, Marcy(P.S. I just read this and realized how lame this is but oh fucking well).