#anne carter

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Anne (OC): Could you go to the store to get a carton of milk? And if they have avocados, get six. [Later] Theo: *comes in with six cartons of milk* Theo: They had avocados.

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Theo: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my valentine? Anne (OC): We're married. Theo: Yes, but will you?

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I think yelling should be reserved for only the most critical situations. Like when someone drinks milk out of the carton.

Anne Carter (OC), probably

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Anne (OC): My favorite thing to do is tell my friends all the crazy things Victor Hugo did and see the look of shock on their faces because they only know him as the great author who wrote Les Mis and Hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancée a live bat in an envelope. Astoria: He did what?!

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Hannah: Pans, Anne, Stori! The guys are challenging us to a water balloon fight!

Astoria, cracking her knuckles: Oh, it's on.

Anne (OC): *puts hair up*

Pansy: Now we just wait for the water to boil.

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Theo: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Anne (OC): One. One person.

Theo: Are you sure?

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Theo: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.

Anne (OC): You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.

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Pansy: Just ask Anne out already. The worst she can say is no.

Theo: Yeah, but that would be devastating.