Iii've been thinking the exact same thiiing. That boy need to get pegged bad
astarion on his back in midday, in a field of flowers getting his ass absolutely rammed by a strap-on while his eyes roll back is 10/10!!!

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Iii've been thinking the exact same thiiing. That boy need to get pegged bad
astarion on his back in midday, in a field of flowers getting his ass absolutely rammed by a strap-on while his eyes roll back is 10/10!!!
also like.... catch me writing fic for my dnd ocs because i legit have a hard-on for tieflings, cambions, orcs and driders........
botched labyrinth au where astarion declares he doesn’t need his lover, that he’s fine on his own. fae king cazador appears out of thin air and with a smile and a nod, he and the lover are gone. stricken with guilt, he strikes a bargain to solve an impossible labyrinth in thirteen hours or risk losing his love forever.
the euphoria of finishing another astarion minific + the misery of still being in baby blog hell so it won’t show up in the tags!!
i need to write a fic where the reader is an npc freeing astarion from the vampire hunter after a shitty mc sells him off...
okay so the amount of feedback I’ve received in terms of reblogs, tags and comments so far is unprecedented. thank you guys so much ❤️❤️
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