#annoying blonde bracket

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Round 5 | Finals

Who is the most annoying blonde of them all?

Theseus (Hades)

Sanji (One Piece)

Dio (Zero Escape)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2024

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

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Round 2 | Poll 10

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Million Knives (Trigun)

Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

Voting ended onJan 4, 2024

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Million Knives:

~ Idiot managed to sleep through his adoptive mother’s inspirational speech about not giving up hope for humanity to better itself, internalized his trauma to an insane degree, and then decided that he had to commit genocide.

~ He just be following Vash around… killing everyone… speaking all snobby and playing his piano like he’s the most important guy in the world (note: he genuinely believes he’s the most important guy in the world). Named himself Millions Knives bc he thought it sounded cool. He doesn’t even HAVE A MILLION KNIVES (in most iterations).

Vash:

~ Oh, where to start. He’s loud and he’s a pacifist despite having a massive bounty on his head which causes problems for everyone and he acts like he’s not taking anything seriously and he’s SUCH a babygirl. he did the anime girl late to school run with an entire sandwich hanging out of his mouth while he was being shot at. he’s even bisexual.

~ He exaggerates his foolish characteristics to make people feel un-threatened and make people think that there’s no way he could be that wanted man with the bounty on his head.

~ He’s a silly goose in a way that torments the serious geese around him. Loves to yell “love and peace” for no reason. he’s just a little guy (except for the horrors)

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Round 1 | Poll 8

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Pariston Hill ( H x H )

Marcille Donato (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onDec 23, 2023

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Pariston:

~ His entire Thing is essentially to annoy people and it works just as well with characters in universe as with the audience lol. I mean he’s a politician. His name is a play on paris hilton.

~ He's an annoying coworker and he sparkles and he's also EVIL. But like he's mostly just a politician. Yes he stole important plot important things and yes he's teaming up with an antagonist. Yes his main goal is to make things harder for everyone else. He's a funny funny guy :)

~ Marcille was an auto admission and thus has no propaganda! However i will use this opportunity to promote Dungeon Meshi! Read Dungeon Meshi! Lovely art! Wonderful world building and monster anatomy lore! Very weird and pathetic men and women! All this to bring to you a manga that is fundamentally about the joy of eating and being alive!

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Round 2 | Poll 5

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Dio (Zero Escape)

Dio (JJBA)

Voting ended onJan 4, 2024

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Dio the First:

~ He dresses like a circus ringleader, he is full of himself and full of shit, he doesn’t hesitate to kill a child. He manipulates and lies to serve his goal which is the destruction of mankind <3

Dio the Second:

~ BRITISH‼️ so obsessed with fucking up his brothers life that he dies and comes back to life and starts fucking with his great granddaughter’s life too. AS A VAMPIRE. with his boobs out just constantly even tho they’re STOLEN VALOR!!!!! NOT EVEN HIS BOOBS!

~ his get-rich-really-slowly scheme didn’t work out so he turned himself into a vampire and haunted this one family for over a hundred years

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Zero Escape people I admire your ambition so this bonus poll is just for you.

Vote for him.

It's Dio

It's really Dio 😱

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

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Round 3 | Poll 5

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Chloe Bourgeoisie (Miraculous Ladybug)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)

Dio (Zero Escape)

Voting ended onJan 15, 2024

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary. Due to a tie in the previous round, this one is a three-way!

Propaganda under the cut!

Chloe:

~ She’s a main antagonist in a children’s TV show, so of course she’s annoying. She’s the MC’s rival, and she behaves like a basic, rich teenager. She could’ve be a quite interesting character, sadly the writers didn’t really try :( The show’s writer said in an interview that Chloé was created to be as unpleasant as possible.

~ literally just your stereotypical bratty rich teenager. The class is so done with her antics in the first three seasons and the show keeps trying to make her like, “evil” but she’s being puppeted by all the other actual big bads and also people aren’t really afraid of her? And her “evil” deeds are literally no stakes to the other characters no matter and the “good” characters can beat her pretty easily so she’s just. actually a nobody who whines and complains and tries to do shit to people are so done with her and i adore her very much she deserved so much better

Lestat:

~ something is so wrong with him

~ Insufferable horrible fantastic man. Wants an open relationship but only for him.

~ won’t answer any questions about vampires. baby traps his boyfriend by turning a child into a vampire. becomes a rockstar and then brags about it all the time. bites people without asking. refers to himself as the Brat Prince. laughs at things that aren’t funny.

~ literally a detriment to everyone around him also one of his actual names is The Brat Prince

Dio:

~ He dresses like a circus ringleader, he is full of himself and full of shit, he doesn’t hesitate to kill a child. He manipulates and lies to serve his goal which is the destruction of mankind <3

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Round 1 | Poll 14

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Reigen Arataka (MP100)

Roald Ragnor (Greenwing & Dart series)

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Reigen:

~ Surprisingly, Reigen doesn't have any propaganda i feel I can fit here 😭

Roald:

~ The main character used to be friends with him, but they fought before university and since they returned Roald has been "like silver-plated tin when you wished for, expected, *needed* silver", wandering around flirting with dairymaids "almost as big and blond as he was", stealing the main character's pen, and just generally making a nuisance of himself in every way that occurs to him

~ Roald is, in the narration of the main character Jemis, described as dark blond of hair (along with choice adjectives like strong, broad, and muscular), he is loud and friendly (very rude, Jemis is busy thinking everyone hates him), he flirts with the milkmaids and dresses in outrageously loud old-fashioned style (neither of which makes Jemis jealous nor envious, obviously), he catches Jemis falling off a ladder and then blows right through his careful attempts at distance by calling him by last name and ‘sir’, his thighs are SO muscular (Jemis will never achieve that kind of stature and it vexes him), Roald appears to not hold a grudge against Jemis for that big fight they had before parting ways for university, and now he goes about town drinking and gambling and all around pretending to be an air-head which Jemis KNOWS isn’t the case so WHAT GIVES, they’re childhood friends, why is he pretending to be both unintelligent and careless, and Roald CLEARLY has secrets but he won’t tell Jemis about them (so rude), instead he goes about not answering direct questions and making meandering conversation with Jemis in public (VEXING), pretending to be uninterested in the local mysteries despite always appearing front and centre, casually eating the eyes out of the mysterious fish pie Jemis found in the town square, STEALING his BEST PEN, getting inexplicably snappy when Jemis’ university roommate comes to visit, and going around calling Jemis a “good boy” out loud on several occasions. No one has ever suffered anyone’s company, as well as the inexplicably terrible lack of same person’s company, like Jemis has. Truly what is Roald making of his life. Not even referring to him by a silly nickname can calm Jemis’ annoyed (and nothing else) heart.

~ According to our EXTREMELY reliable narrator, Jemis Greenwing, Roald Ragnor is very simply the most annoying man in town. He’s a good-natured idiot jock, but he and Jemis used to be friends and Jemis knows he could be so much more than that if he just tried. Like, at all. But does he try? No. Instead, he spends all his time gambling (annoying) and drinking (annoying) and bothering Jemis Specifically (annoying) and bothering people who aren’t Jemis (annoying) and flirting with the local girls (annoying) and talking about hunting (annoying) and – well. You get the idea. He comes across as an airheaded twit of a noble, except for the part where he keeps showing up in places he isn’t supposed to be and being blatantly cagey about what he’s doing there. Both of these aspects are, independently, annoying. He’s also obnoxiously large and obnoxiously loud and obnoxiously blond and has obnoxiously muscular thighs. I swear to god I am not exaggerating this. Did I mention Jemis thinks he’s obnoxious?

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Round 1 | Poll 15

Who is the more annoying blonde?

Britta Perry (Community)

Dio (Zero Escape)

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda under the cut!

Britta:

~ When someone fucks up the in canon verb is that they britta’d it

~ The big joke of her character is that she's annoying and can't do anything right. She's a very negative person and rains on others' parades. She's like, kind of an activist, except without any of the activism. She's very "down with the man" except she doesn't really know or care who the man is.

~ Britta likes to pretend shes an anarchist but shes always fighting for a silly cause.

Dio:

~ He dresses like a circus ringleader, he is full of himself and full of shit, he doesn't hesitate to kill a child. He manipulates and lies to serve his goal which is the destruction of mankind <3