#anon jp

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Hey Frost.

Are you ready for

PINECONES?

😉😏

EXCUSE ME? PINE-WHATS? 

YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BEFORE MY ANON CATCHES WIND OF THIS-

Tagging the other jackasses that started this: @loki-yoursaviourishere , @is-it-madness

(A note to my dear anon Jonathan Pine, if you stumble upon this fuckery: I apologise; everyone wants Mr and Mrs Pine to have *clears my throat* little pine cones…)

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Dear Ms Frost. This is your JP anon.

I just read your Valentine's Day post and I want to send you many many hugs and much love. The current situation has been hard on you, and it's normal that you feel so isolated. At the same time, I hope you realize that the people you have met online are your friends too and will listen to you, comfort you, make you laugh, hold you when you cry, and be horny on main with you when needed.

That extends to this humble RPing human. JP can break your spine and still be soft and comforting. I apologise for not being as active, the real world keeps sucking me (not in the way you do 😏😛) but I am still here.

Know that you're not as alone as you might feel sometimes, ms Frost. Reach out.

Love, anon JP.

Hey, there anon JP! 🥰

It’s always lovely hearing from you! I’ll admit, it took me a little while to reply to you because I needed a moment to pause and breathe; all of that love was overwhelming in the best way possible and I just needed to process that kindness. ❤️

Honestly, after that heartfelt message, I think I’m starting to like you more than Jonathan himself! (Don’t tell him I said that!) 😉

You along with many others have proven true, countless times, what you said; you’ve all been here for everything. Despite being in this depressive hole, I still had people checking in on me, daily. Anon RPers (like yourself) and some writers have kept me on my toes. I don’t know how to explain it, but knowing I had someone on the other end to answer, gave me the motivation to do just that. It kept me from isolating and caving in on myself. 🥰

I cherish each and every one of the messages and interactions we share. This online community has become something of a home for me. You are all my friends and I love all of the shenanigans we get into. Talking to and getting to know everyone has been an amazing experience and I won’t take it for granted. 

Thank you so much for this message. ✨💕🥺💕✨

I’m glad to hear that you’re still around and that you’re doing your best. I hope you know that you are more to me than just “anon JP”. You’re someone I care about, despite not actually knowing who you are. Trust me, I get it; life’s been absolutely fucking me senseless (and not in the delicious way you do 🥵), so we’re very much on the same page in that regard. 

Take all the time you need; thank you for letting me know how you’re doing. We’ll RP whenever you can; it’s important that you take care of yourself first. Until then, I’m still here too, albeit reliving our old RPs, hehe. 

In reference to:

My Valentine’s Day note to everyone

My Valentine’s Day Rant

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((JP anon here, you don't have to answer this publicly. Just letting you know that while I'm incredibly amused by the pinecones thing, I have no intentions of RPing pregnancy or kids. We'll say you're on very strong and effective birth control 😛 so JP can keep railing you))

(( Understood, love! I can’t guarantee that my lovely mutuals will stop pestering about “pinecones,” but I completely respect that and I’m sure they will too. With Mr Pine’s insatiable nature, I thought it was obvious that Mrs Pine was on some kind of miracle-level birth control. I don’t think either of them plans on letting up any time soon, so, strong and effective birth control it is! Thank you for letting me know. Let Mr Pine blowing out Mrs Pine’s spine, continue! 🥰 ))

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Just so you know, I am ready and excited to become Auntie Tash to all these Pinecones. They could definitely stay in my place while you and JP are...y'know...on it...☺️

Fucking hell, Tash. There are no Pinecones! If there were, you @is-it-madness and @loki-yoursaviourishere would be the first to know! *grumbles* 

Although it is a cute thought, it’s not true; nice try though. *winks*

(A note to my dear anon Jonathan Pine, if you stumble upon this fuckery: I apologise; everyone wants Mr and Mrs Pine to have *clears my throat* little pine cones…)

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((JP anon again, not doing orgasm denial either if you won't enjoy it. And judging by your dread about it, I don't think it's your favourite. 🤣 ))

(( Haha, you’re right; I don’t like it but, I’m not opposed to it. I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, it’s hot but on the other, it’s fucking frustrating and I will scream! I just know that orgasm denial would bring out the brat in Mrs Pine. The amount of punishment she’d face... If you want to explore it, go for it. I won’t stop you. If it’s happening with Mr Pine, then she’ll budge. Just know that she’ll turn into an absolute sexually frustrated fucking bitch. The spankings would commence- 😅 ))

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So when the Pinecones arrive, how soon can I start babysitting? Because I’m always free, especially for them 👀

THEA, YOU TOO? 

THERE ARE NO PINECONES ON THE WAY- what the fuck I’m not calling my kids pinecones, but there are no kids, THEA!!!

Tagging the other jackasses that started this: @whyispistashanuttaken , @loki-yoursaviourishere

(A note to my dear anon Jonathan Pine, if you stumble upon this fuckery: I apologise; everyone wants Mr and Mrs Pine to have *clears my throat* little pine cones…)

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What do you mean there are no Pinecones on their way?!? Ofcourse there are.

Aunty Tash, Aunty Thea and Aunty Puck will be delighted to babysit the Pinecones.

*Hands her a box of pregnancy tests*

You'll need them soon.

I’m glad to know I’ll have babysitters if need be but-

*blinks in shock as you shove a box of pregnancy tests in my hands*

What-

(A note to my dear anon Jonathan Pine, if you stumble upon this fuckery: I apologise; everyone wants Mr and Mrs Pine to have *clears my throat* little pine cones… They’re still at it... They want pinecones...)

[laissez-fire-oh]

hiiii. i saw that your free readings are open. could you do a reading about my future spouse like what's he like? thank u. -JP 🐶🏖️

Hello! Remember that energies, and you too, may change (in) the future. Nothing is set in stone.

Okay first thing is I find it hard to focus so they may be occasionally oblivious (it's not they are doing it on purpose, they're trying their best and are very sorry about it) or tend to get easily distracted. (I keep on checking and remembering to add stuff here and there, it could totally be their energy LOL). They look funny and may be a little clumsy as well. They'll end up making you laugh most of the times (soo lovely!). They seem sooo sweet. Will like to gift you flowers and nice things as they think you are cute. They may be chatty (I keep getting way too many cards all at once), but despite all of this, they'll help you go through life's hardships as they are very determined and will kinda be your safe place. They may help you see things from a different perspective. A very happy and fresh energy.

All the best<3