#anon lmao

[cricketsatnight]

pls I have never ran so fast to fic when seeing "Frank Langdon Eats Ass" as a tag

well anon does it help to see it like this as well

[scarfaxeissue]

Are you a fucking snapewife

Oh Mortal, I'm a fucking Snape Sultan and that's my harem of Snape's : look this one's reading greek poetry, this one is feeding the other one strawberries, look out this one bites, ah yes these are always staying up and making potions, just ignore this one is questioning his existence. All of them are well fed and cared for,can have as much space from others as they need and of course access to my library. As they requested, I planted lilies in the garden.

Rn trying to get them to get some sunlight but you know how Snape's are.

Anon please don't be ridiculous.

[painted-bees]

well now I'm stuck head cannoning you as paranoid

pls don't blast me with paranoia from the cannon on ur head, pls don't do that. I've got enough going on already.

[hindulivesmatter]

India has done nothing but kill Kashmiris. Kashmir isn't yours and never will be. You are noting but just a bunch or colonizers and urine drinkers.

Sorry, I don't argue with lunatics. Might I suggest two things? Touching grass, and a good amount of testimonials of Kashmiri Hindus.

And get back to me once you go back to school and learn basic spelling.

[Exhibit 147]

[lucentcosmos]

Angry Wanda spinning inside a Microwave

She went brrrrr

[roetrolls]

Can I have a link to Babygirl's Amazon wishlist? I need to buy something for em please-

[moonlitwings1]

"Hand over that ass."

Billy: “Glass! Shit, I meant glass.”

Steve: “No you didn’t.”

[exyrpf]

Okay isn't the goal to give an omega enough pleasure so you can drink their slick as Milk in the morning? Isn't that simply living your best life?

y'all really just put words in my ask sometimes