Dilf wolfwood? Dilf wolfwood kidnaps/adopts a kid who was supposed to be sent to the eye of michael. He can't take the kid with him everywhere he goes, that would be far too dangerous. So instead he goes town to town, staying as long as he can without raising suspicion but leaving for days at a time to handle business. One night you hear a knock at your door, and answer it to find a child nearing tears. They explain they've locked themselves out of their home, and their father won't be back for a few days and they don't know what to do. You let them of course, and set up a spare room for them while trying to make smalltalk. They seem to have taken a liking to you, quickly telling you their entire life story over dinner. The days pass quickly, and soon you find yourself walking them back to their home to await their fathers return. The moment their father rounds the corner, the two sprint towards eachother ignoring the world around them as they embrace. Their father lifts them up, hugging them tight before noticing you and hardening his demeanor. A chill runs down your spine at the shift in atmosphere, suddenly aware of the breeze across your skin and the way his eyes bore into your sole the way a street dog guards her pups. The child seems unphased by their father's suspicion, dragging him towards you as they introduce you as the nice neighbor who helped them when they got locked out. He's now close enough to you that you can hear the slight exhale and see his exposed chest relax as he let's out the tense breath he was holding. And oh god his chest. You finally get a chance to tear your eyes from his own and find them scanning his figure. He's taller than you by a good amount, the setting sun extends his shadow to completely eclipse yours and yet you feel a heat rising. His aforementioned chest is exposed by his unbuttoned shirt and suit, and his dark hair looks tossled and overgrown. You don't even hear the child asking if you can stay for dinner, it isn't until you hear a cough behind you and see the man holding the door open that you come back to your senses. "Come on in, I owe you for taking care of the little one"
Oh...my heart











